The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and... Candice Cesare Cohorts.

We have a very special bonus episode for you. Where we interview Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Clown in a Cornfield, Video Night, and many more.. Adam Cesare.

Candice gushes, Adam is a delightful, charming, and dare I say, an open book, while I ask the hard hitting questions at the end.

Please support him, and his work. Purchase his books anywhere you can, and check him out at https://t.co/UyGHwcaamR

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Castle Cucks.

Here we are in the middle of Swap-tober. and boy do we have a swap for you this week. A sister in-law cucking our protagonist!

Tim, Candice, and I are joined by long time friend of the show Charles to discuss the 2015 horror fantasy Crimson Peak. Hand selected by friend of the show Iago Faustus. We try and do the movie justice in a purely professional way, while Candice gets wetter than the inside of an otter's pocket.

Come for the gothic romanticism through the lens of Guillermo del Toro, stay for the Pornhub top tier search result hot handjob, and a bit of Loki ass. 

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See Charles in all his glory on Instagram

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice covered in condensation corpses.

This week, we kick off Swaptober with a BANG. The kind of bang Tim hates. A decent cult classic. Joining us for this week, longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus. We break down the strange rules of zombies in the film, dope addict strength, and Candice is insensed by the bad zombie science.

For more from Faustus, please go to https://www.eroticmadscience.com 

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cantankerous commiseraters 

What a week, the podcast recording fails for no real reason, then we pick it back up, and talk about Scanner Cop. What is a Scanner Cop? What are their powers? who knows.

Candice and I are surprisingly on the same page for a bit. Hear my stripper history, My Tarot busker history, and a surprisingly fun episode for such a shitty movie.

Anyhow, subscribe to hear our Barbarian review at  https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Ian infatuated.

This week we have a hum dinger of an episode. We are joined for the first time by my role model, Kurt Russell as the one and only Snake Plissken.  Who Candice dated a guy that was convinced Kojima took no inspiration from for the Metal Gear series. A harsh inditement on the intellect of Candice, and her romantic interests at the time.

Tim is largely checked out this episode, I think he was wounded by how dope Snake's hair looked, or maybe he was too distracted by a Pam Grier with proper modulation. Which is when the electric eye, which is a green type of tube... 20 bucks if you get that referance.

Anyhow, subscribe to hear our Barbarian review at  https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

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RIP to my dad, you made it past 80, so you were playing with the houses money you fucker. And welcome to the human race.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice CSB converters. 

Here we go, Shuffle-tember. A month of hitting random on an already random selection of movies.. The Bloodbank. What could be more fitting that a 2 hour movie made by nobodies, with with somehow sub Lawnmower man CGI, and just attaching itself like a dried out crusty flake of feces to a slightly too short ass crack hair to the rotting corpse of the "of the Dead" lineage?

I'm not going to call it garbage. Garbage has little scraps that can be converted into compost, from which something, even an anemic mushroom could grow. Nothing grows from this. This is the cinema equivilant to fallow, salted earth. Thanks Tim.

Blame Candice on twitter. Just kidding, this one is 100% the fault of  Tim Yobo so let that Pink Floyd lover know how you feel. Subscribe to our Patreon for access to the bloodbank, as well as our bonus episodes. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Thanks Wick for the album art as always. You are my rock, when I have been so betrayed by those I surround myself with.

Nope.. Just straight up nope.

I learn that Candice, and Charles have betrayed me. Don't worry, as the bigger man I forgive them. It turns out that the "listener" that requested this movie was none other than fucking Candice. So here we go. 

Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast joins us, and tells us his wife's stories about growing up in Forks Washington. A town I hope that one day Charles, and Candice move to. We also learn that trauma is trauma shared as Candice only watched all these shitty movies to try and impress a boy. She never said how old she, or the boy was in the story so... just imagine.

Please listen to The Grindbin Podcast,  Tell Candice how bad of a person she is, and just tell Tim Yobo what's up! SUbscribe to our Patreon for access to the bloodbank, as well as our bonus episodes. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice Clown Cynics. 

Do we have a treat for you. WIth a big red nose (From the boozing) and two floppy shoes (indicitive that my cock size is prodigious) or the smile I wear proudly every single day.. Terrifier! 

You asked for it, we covered it. Tim and I both loved it! since we love fun. Candice might have had her best "I know what the twist is going to be" moments in history. Considering she knew she hated it before she even saw it. The mark of a true Cinephilia.

I break the news to Candice that her son loves Andrew Tate. We talk about inverted titty hang, the original use of chainsaws, and suffocating a man by stretching the loose skin from your ball bag over their face. Also we talk about the movie.

Thanks again to Melanie @meljmcd on twitter for the sugestion. If you have a suggestion for listener request month.... tough shit, you missed your window.

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concerned citizens.

This week, we are discussing a flawed masterpiece... a disasterpiece maybe?

Deadbeat at Dawn. The movie that has it all, and the podcast that has it all. I whine about first world problems, talk about reading a book, and the Flintstones-esque internet Candice has in Missouri i dunno. I guess the stack of rocks they put shiny things on for wi-fi and to worship falls over mid episode.

This movie fucking rules. One of the best dads in cinema, voodoo princess crank head girlfriend, black pussy, ninja stars, and rival Ohio gangs Ravens vs Spiders. Whoever wins, we all lose.

Thanks again to Christopher440

for the suggestion, the window is closed btw,

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crack consumers.

This week, we got a special request from Sophie on twitter. Thats how they wanted to be addressed, so you know who you are.

So, midway into listener request month, and we have a movie that on paper Candice should hate... yet she loves it. See, she likes being treated a little rough. Paranoia, aliens, cults, cosmic horror, and crack rock smoking. It really has it all.

It's Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @HorrorHoochie69  and me @eddietheaxe