We're back for 2020 with a bit of a surprise sweep of stuff we've been watching over the Christmas break from Jedis, Mandalorians and Goldblums, over Witchers to Vampires – we've seen it.

Happy, happy, twenty, twenty!

Hey Mark, you either gonna sell that guitar neck or you don't. Don't mess us around. Capiche?!

It's March's birthday and he talk for over an hour...

The state of everything, really.

So much going on and people are just so terribly not-sorry for themselves these days...

Let's be thankful for some cheap, good wine and the Cybertruck instead.

We watched 'the Irishman' (at the movies, you're welcome Mr Scorsese) and we're not even split on what we think of it.

After a drunk ramble about past dreams that March allegedly had at some point, Lionel and father Nick finally focus on the question of 'What constitutes a cinematic movie?' – in the eyes of Martin Scorsese and also in a more epistemological sense of conveying a cinematic narrative.

'Riveting!' would be the understatement of the decade.

We talk about the Mandalorian, mostly.

What else is there?

Hidden in this episode is a segue from Star Wars 'Rise of the Skywalker' to Dick Splitting.

New iPhone 11, we have second hand accounts of the

Link's Awakening, we beat the game and are almost ready to review.

Outrage culture, we've had it and it looks like it's catching on.

Smoked brisket, good eats around the Cross.

Transgender athletes, the exception is the new rule.

Jiu Jitsu, March got replaced.

Child black belts, could you get your ass kicked?

Umbilical cord, how to snap it in one bite.

Baby, due soon.

Hero or Normal?

Trump or just plain Idiot?

Shit in my face or Suck my dick?

Vestibule or Cloak Room?

Fire ot Tire?

Chorizo or Steak?

Meaningful stuff throughout...