Why is Godzilla wearing a fat suit and who will be playing Godzilla in teh sequel? Even though we have all watched the latest instalment of monster ubiquity, only Lionel has the answers. We also discuss road rage, baby poo and kettle bells.

We recommend, not to print your T-Shirts with Woody. That's basically it.

The guy is a liar and a cheat. Not even babies are safe.

The Eurovision Song Contest in 2014 left us admiring the old continent for what it's worth; men and their wursts. Poland's looking good though.

Oh, and I think wer're spoiling the new Godzilla movie somewhere around 15 minutes in – Alert!

Look, we talk a lot about Season 4 of Game of Thrones, but you should know  this:

Graphene is pure carbon in the form of a very thin, nearly transparent sheet, basically one atom thick. It is remarkably strong for its very low weight (100 times stronger than steel) and it conducts heat and electricity with great efficiency. While scientists had theorized about graphene for decades, it was first produced in the lab in 2004.Because it is virtually two-dimensional, it interacts oddly with light and with other materials. Researchers have identified the bipolar transistor effect, ballistic transport of charges and large quantum oscillations.

Ever wondered what career you could have had if you didn't do that thing?

John (a kung fu coach) and Ellen (a career coach), a couple, guide Nick on a journey to actualise the phantom pain of unachieved greatness.

Our sexy book keeper, Agnes, shares a super secret hook up story about some guy somewhere, we don't really know... but hey, maybe you do. It's possible.

Bad and worst retail experiences – mostly in Melbourne; let's be honest.

Don't forget to #Consumerballs

If you had to re-do the greatest movies of all time, who would you cast today?

That's one of the big questions we're answering in this podcast with Mat B.

(Keep listening. You're a winner and Mat's only talking s##t.)

It's a surprise episoide. I don't even remember when this was recorded. We've been as busy as ant hill in a space. All I know is, Nick's singing at the start. This had to be recorded after Llewyn Davis – which is a decent ephemeris to go by for anybody.

It's Valentines Day and we have to leave early to get sexy. Well, most of us anyway, so it gets a little sad towards the end of the show.