The BLPA Big Show

The DEX Express is pulling in to a city near you and you won’t wanna miss this party.  Brooklynn tells the story of the biggest cock she’s ever seen. Has a ref ever missed a call in your beer league game? We talk about calls we missed and blatant missed calls against our teams. Lastly Gabby and Brooklynn want matching tattoos; what should they get and where?

The shit show is BACK! Nick, Brooklynn, and Gabby take on the Quarantine. There's plenty of dong and cake talk to go around as well as a revealing of who the crew would ideally like to spend their quarantine with. 

We got in one Draft Experience before the lockdown started. It was in glorious ...OMAHA... A hockey mecca in the midwest. Since Canada requires every one returning from the USA to quarantine themselves for 14 days Nick decided to start reaching out to players to get their thoughts on the inaugural Draft Experience. 

After a two-week hiatus to celebrate Nick's birthday the crew is back. Still looking for that 3rd chair co-host too. Brooklynn is going to Nashville so that means that one story about almost getting shot there has to be shared. The real feature of this episode is the Draft Experience. Brooklynn has never played in one and ask Nick to break down what they are all about. To sum them up in one word - ELECTRIC 

Nick and Brooklynn take on the world of locker room sports conversations from the NHL’s stadium series, shitty officiating, to date night at Olive Garden. We also put the call out to hear the best beer leaguer stories. Jon from Boston hit us with the time he ran up a huge tab on a certain charity item just to impress a woman. As always we appreciate the beer league gods and everyone else who supports us via Patreon, our events, and sharing our content. 

Nick lives through the Columbus BLPA Blowout to talk about it. The good, the bacon, and the pukey. Too many hockey bros are ruining the experience for people and they need to chill. That goes for volley bros too. Brooklynn suggests a new Tournament Company destination but she’s really just interested in the “clothing optional” dark sauna raves.  

Nick & Co is Gabby-less this week but Nick and Brooklynn carry on. Brooklynn schools the beer league bros on what pickup lines won't work at the bar and Nick ponders the best karaoke song to wow a crowd at this week's BLPA Blowout in Columbus. 

The Nick and Co show has finally founds it's "Co". Brooklynn and Gabby join Nick in this episode and boy did it ever change the Dynamic. Gabby the medic tells us all about "bum-cicles" and agrees to let Nick & Brooklynn get drunk so she can give them a hangover cure iv. Brooklynn chats about rookie party hazing, blumpkins, and some of her exotic travels. Don't worry there are sports too. The crew chats about how cheating should be allowed in sports.

Beer Leaguers have a lot problems with "you people" and now you're gonna hear about it. The 3rd annual beer league airing of grievances is exactly what you'd expect. Another round of "Are you a beer leaguer" and some hate mail are just what the doctor ordered heading into Christmas.

Nick needs help dealing with the worst word a guy can hear. THE V word. He also needs your help with a Facebook situation and ponders if he should have focused more on being a pitcher in his ball playing days. A locker room discussion sparks this week's Fight-Liney-Cut and you’ll never guess who is named the biggest scumbag in NHL history. A new segment aims to help answer a burning question. You might be a beer leaguer if..