Isn't everyone enjoying this quarantine! Like most others, I've spent my free time pursuing my Ph.d's in Global Economics and Viral Diseases through Facebook!

I am also conducting research on how much Papa John's one person can eat! Depression and anxiety rates are skyrocketing and the human connection we knew before will almost certainly never recover! I love being afraid!

Anybody order fried sauerkraut?

Hello fellow boaters. We come to you in this time of quarantine to give you an episode long overdue...

No jokes here. Just genuine appreciation for all you listeners.

As we continue to monitor the rapidly evolving situation around the coronavirus

(COVID-19), our first thought is for the safety and well-being of all individuals impacted by these difficult circumstances. In these unprecedented times, it is important that we come together to support all those impacted.

You can count on us to continue to do our best serving you and keeping you informed. The Boat Podcast is here to offer safety and comfort to those affected. After all, it's what makes us... human.

Like a small boat

On the ocean

Sending big waves

Into motion

The time has come... execute order 66.

Welcome, boys and ghouls, to our very first Halloween special!

Today Zach and Colby wade deep into the dark waters of TERROR...

They talk about Scream 2, The Conjuring, and John David's favorite film; Hellraiser.

Join us on our perilous podcast... if you DARE!

You wanna know how I got these barzzzz?

That's right folks, we got us Joker review on our hands. Enjoy the ride, MUR-RAY.

I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm 100% tired.

Welcome back boys and girls. I could arbitrarily assign a season number to justify why we've been away, but I REFUSE to lie to our audience. Please enjoy this brand-new episode of The Boat.

You hoped this would be a Joker review, didn't you?

Well, well, well, if it isn't another blockbuster review... On today's episode the boys keep it short and sweet because it's hot outside. Don't know what that has to do with anything, but you know what to do.

Send us your pictures of Spiderman to @johndavidwrites on Twitter.

Howdy y'all. Listen to two grown men debate a fantasy series for over 2 hours!

tHe DrAgOn WiNgS bEhInD dAnY iS iCoNiC

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Thanoooooooos, in the house!

You already know.

I'm gonna take my dragon down the old King's Road

I'm gonna flyyyyyyy 'til I can't no more.

Seven Hells, it's a GoT episode! Zach and Colby talk dragons, whitewalkers, and convoluted family histories ahead of the final season. So, take the oath, and let your watch begin. If you ain't down with that, we got two words for ya...

Hot Pie!