This week we're unpacking our mixed feelings about Curry Barker's Obsession, cat based cuisine, and one of the most despicable main characters in cinematic history.

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the enduring legacy of the Evil Bong franchise.

Kicking off Summerween 2026 by revisiting two of the season's essential watches: IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. We're unpacking the (valid) reasons we hate Karla Wilson, the silliness of the Will "Ben's son" killer reveal, and the iconic Helen Shivers chase scene.

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your own fucking business.

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3 miles an hour.