Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3 miles an hour.

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-flight poop, the lighter side of getting hit by a bus, and the inherent danger of existing every day.

We're observing the most sacred of days: Friday the 13th. Gather around the campfire as we discuss the final girls of the franchise, from the iconic to the mediocre and everything in between.

We're revisiting one of the greatest parody movies of all time. Listen as we unpack the intimacy levels of playing with your partner's asshole, the residual trauma of Geri's departure from the Spice Girls, and the criminal act of putting ketchup on spaghetti.

Is the hate for Halloween Ends justified? We're yapping about the underrated act of showing grief your tits, the practicality of kitchen appliances as weapons, and the enduring legacy of the Chrysler LeBaron.

It's a ménage à trauma bond with Dave from Excellent Day 4 a Podcast. We're chatting about the things that make us wince, cult dynamics, and the appropriation of turbans as fashion.

Lets celebrate Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day by revisiting one of the most romantic slasher films of all time. We're unpacking the highs and lows of the early 2000's remake era, mammary poetry, and an unforgivable final girl bait-and-switch.

We're ignoring all the red flags while we unpack the perils of online dating, modern takes on the Oedipus complex, and creative ways to put a mouse trap to use.

We're headed to Hälsingland to chat about the legendary allan key, cooking with pubic hair, and the etiquette of urinating on ancestral trees.