Take a trip to Camp Crystal Lake with us as we talk about questionable body doubles, shitty film review practices and the always iconic Mrs. Voorhees and her cable knit sweater.

This week we're yapping about the insufferable Micah Sloat, the ettiquette of making a sex tape and adventures in sleepwalking.

This week we're getting into the gestational period of dolls, the widespread hatred of our final couple and our unabashed love for Jennifer Tilly.

We also share our spoiler free thoughts on The Long Walk.

In anticipation of The Long Walk's upcoming release, join us as we glaze the fuck out of the the GOAT-Stephen King.

Zombies and beavers joined together, as it should be. This week we're yapping about men who don't perform oral sex and why they're trash, the life expectancy of dogs and non-surviving final girls.

We're having a doozy of a day chatting about asthmatics in horror, prejudice against hillbillies and the Final Destination of it all.

August 18th is Texas Chain Saw Day and a rewatch of this iconic slasher film is the only way to celebrate. This week we're yapping about anal, wheelchair accessibility in 1970's rural Texas and the unspoken love between man and his chainsaw.

Get in loser, we're going to celebrate 40 years of ROTLD! This week we're unpacking the upside to rigor mortis, the resourcefulness of hungry zombies and reasons you shouldn't trust the Army Corps of Engineers.

This week we're getting into our shared love of Bill Moseley, why tutti frutti tastes like butt and chicken merchants doing the most.

We're having a slumber party and you're invited to join us as we discuss underrated horror icons, girls doing girl things and the best way to eat pizza.