This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your own fucking business.

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3 miles an hour.

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-flight poop, the lighter side of getting hit by a bus, and the inherent danger of existing every day.

We're observing the most sacred of days: Friday the 13th. Gather around the campfire as we discuss the final girls of the franchise, from the iconic to the mediocre and everything in between.

We're revisiting one of the greatest parody movies of all time. Listen as we unpack the intimacy levels of playing with your partner's asshole, the residual trauma of Geri's departure from the Spice Girls, and the criminal act of putting ketchup on spaghetti.

Is the hate for Halloween Ends justified? We're yapping about the underrated act of showing grief your tits, the practicality of kitchen appliances as weapons, and the enduring legacy of the Chrysler LeBaron.