The Borderline Besties

Today we're:

Talking about how we wipe

Looking back at Abbey’s grocery store compulsions

Discussing our sex thoughts

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Reminiscing on our old trick or treating days.

Comparing burps and farts.

Trying to guess what Lauren dressed up as.

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Dissecting Lauren's raw chicken aversion.

Planning a visit to the strip club.

Diagnosing Abbey's diarrhea.

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Complaining about Pennsylvanian deer

Getting to the bottom of Michael’s itchy head

Planning Lauren’s virtual Halloween party

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Discussing the pros and cons of Michael getting a perm

Talking about our fear of pooping in public

Pitting some iconic characters up against each other (Mr. Clean makes an appearance)

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Coming up with our own phonetic alphabet

Talking about our stinky scalps

Pitting some super hot celebs up against each other (Jennifer Coolidge anyone??)

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Admiring Lauren’s new haircut

Wondering if Blake Lively or Gwenyth Paltrow sleeps in a coffin

Discussing who wears gloves to pump gas: Tom Cruise or Ben Stiller

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Questioning if Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland has a longer second toe

Debating who has worse manners: Leo Dicaprio or Matthew Mcconaughey

Wondering if Cher or Dolly would be more likely to get married in Vegas

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Taking a walk down cereal lane and remembering our favorites

Finding out if Michael gets the zoomies or if it's just a girl thing

Learning about each others' butt hair

...and much more! Buckle up!

Today we're:

Reminiscing on the best computer games


Telling Lauren how to cut her hair


Discussing cigars and which one of us looks like one



...and much more! Buckle up!