Mica might die tomorrow, judging a man by his tape measure, giving yourself the stranger and Peter North’s salary. How much has Born Stupid made since the podcast started, the guys are going motor boatin’, floppy ass grill cheese sandwiches and the consequences of waking up at 3 am still drunk.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Take two, the guys have to restart the podcast after Ross says something offensive to John and Mica, life coach John, what shade of blue and how to catch a predator. Have you ever had a swirly, who’s Josh, fecal particles are everywhere, newbie poopy and Vienna sausages. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s 9 o’clock, Mica’s lunch recap, things you would gag on and is an olive a grape? Also, yawn cramps, John doesn’t like sweet potatoes….or does he?  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John’s wife calls him out for watching porn, live-in nannies, sweaty nut smell and skew points. Also, lunch lady update, our 90’s female singer crushes, why you should eat pizza for breakfast and sports talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Where were you when the world stopped turning, what does skeet socks smell like, dead pornstars, and strange collectibles. Also, lot lizards, Ross’ petting zoo, bread stick glory holes and America is covered in snow. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Daddy daycare, the stupidity of stand up desks, waking up on the right side of the bed and John’s sweet ass roller blades. We have a real life Vision from Marvel, Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl, we have a streaker and subpar commercials. All that and more on this episode of the Born Stupid Show.

We discover VR porn, John’s pornstar of the week, still no book report and the best fast food fries. Also, coworkers refuse who refuse doughnuts, let’s not invite Ross to breakfast and dining by yourself. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica’s at work shitting experience, how is KFC chicken made, Tom Brady once again makes the Super Bowl and random stuff from John’s past. Ross is now a peasant like the rest of the guys, where not to go for vacation and a heated debate on what chips do you prefer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

A recap of John’s trip to Nebraska, why is Ross so negative, a new invention to piss off your HOA and sledding tips. Also, what would you do for Scarlett Johansson, are celebrities nice people in person, tightening things up when you get old and becoming your parents. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica is a changed man, how the podcast migrated to Ross’ house, workplace injuries and why is someone on their knees in John's cubicle. Also, would you help your buddies out if you won the lotto, where were you when the world stopped and horse cocks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.