The Born Stupid Show

The crew discuss the crazy lady who dropped a deuce in the lobby of a coffee show and it turns into a discussion on random places they may or may not have taken a dump in public. They also talk about a lady who was killed by a pack of unlike killers, rodeo knocker ball, and what a guy did when he quit his job. They also discuss the new “Laurel /yanny” craze (I know, y’all are probably tired of hearing it) and we once again find out if Mica is in fact “Country Gold”.

This show goes out to all the moms out there. John, Mica and Ross discuss mom related texts gone bad, more people who have great luck, and what wild animals you shouldn’t try to make house pets or take selfies with. Also, Punxsutawney Phil has been gunned down and Iron Man is missing.

After John spews fake news on how long Americans have been celebrating Cinco de Mayo, they discuss how political correctness has once again won, the guy who was mauled by a lion at his sanctuary, the unlikely topic a teen used for a presentation at school, what a man tried to save then dies from, and the NY pizza rat is back! Danielle quizzes the guys on nickname trivia.

The crew discuss the wedding they attended this past weekend, who now possesses a highly sought after Born Stupid Show koozie, Lloyd Christmas Uber driver, how smelly is Uranus, and the most unlucky man alive. Also another round of Mica’s nickname trivia and “Under Pressure”.

John, Mica and Ross discuss the upcoming Super Troopers movie, pills that make you super gay, and what cookies not to make for your kids birthday party. Danielle is put “Under Pressure” and we have a surprise guest.

John, Mica and Ross discuss key signs that prove you are getting old, not your average size burglars, the mice ate what??, and the man bun bandit. Mica also puts John and Ross head to head in nickname trivia.

John, Mica, Danielle and Ross discuss their recent trip to a baseball game, what phrase you can no longer say while at a golf event (don’t really see why you’d want to be there in the first place), John goes under pressure, and Mica debuts “Putting Ross in a Boston steamer”. Of course we have another round of “Is Mica country gold?”

John, Mica, Danielle and Ross discuss why millennials no longer use a bed sheet and fancy new diabetic socks. Mica is put “Under Pressure” and we find out if John knows the difference in jelly and jam. John also whips out the chuggler and it doesn’t end well.

John, Mica and Ross discuss if it is possible to watch golf without beer, bye-bye Toys R Us and Jew soup. They also find out if Mica is in fact “country gold” while a guest puts Ross “under pressure”

With Mica out of town on business, John and Ross discuss quite a few death related topics…….Steven Hawking, going to mars, and where not to store your dog while on a flight. And of course it wouldn’t be a Born Stupid Show without some sort of sports discussion.