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Kevin is just a normal guy trying to watch a basketball game and yearning to find THE ONE when his ex-girlfriend's dad, Frank, rings the doorbell, air mattress in hand. "Me And My 5 Ex-Girlfriends' Dads" is a scripted sitcom pilot podcast that introduces the story of Kevin, Frank, and 4 more Dads of Kevin's Ex-Girlfriends that are having trouble in their lives for one reason or another and have made their way to Kevin's (rental) house. Join the unlikely crew of Kevin, Frank, Enrique, David, Ray, and Jeff on their journey to find love, acceptance, deals on wires, discounted gristle, a tax shelter, and a few laughs along the way. 

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Written, Directed, Produced, and Edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Cast

Kevin - Ben Wietmarschen 

Frank - Dru Johnston 

Enrique - Lou Gonzalez

David - Ken Beck

Ray - Ben Wietmarschen

Stephanie - Caroline Cotter (Stinkers Podcast)

Rita - Kelly Hudson (What Are You Into? Podcast)

Mrs. Bentweather - Kelly Hudson 

Bella - Maggie Widdoes (Stinkers Podcast)

Jeff - Arthur Meyer

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Music by Mack Watson

Artwork by Nikki Osborne (@nikki0h & @nikki0hdraws)

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected].

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If you enjoyed this podcast, consider checking out "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" on The Borts podcast feed. 

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This pilot has not been picked up to series, yet...

Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (originally published in 5 parts-December, 2020) is a scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all--including an inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance'--until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.

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Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Starring:

Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon

Featuring:

Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz

Dan Klein as Garrett Neville

Kassia Miller as Mom

Arthur Meyer as Dad

Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected]

If you enjoyed this holiday audio movie experience, consider tipping the creator via venmo: @Ben-Wietmarschen

Fake voice-over reel. 

For Voice-Over inquiries, email: [email protected]

Chapter 5 - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..."

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Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.

"It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words."

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Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Starring:

Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon

Featuring:

Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz

Dan Klein as Garrett Neville

Kassia Miller as Mom

Arthur Meyer as Dad

Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected]

Chapter 4 - "Whitney, I Failed You"

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Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.

"It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words."

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Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Starring:

Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon

Featuring:

Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz

Dan Klein as Garrett Neville

Kassia Miller as Mom

Arthur Meyer as Dad

Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected]

Chapter 3 - "Whitney, I Exist!"

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Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.

"It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words."

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Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Starring:

Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon

Featuring:

Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz

Dan Klein as Garrett Neville

Kassia Miller as Mom

Arthur Meyer as Dad

Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected]

Chapter 2 - "Whitney, Come Back Home!"

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Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.

"It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words."

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Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Starring:

Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon

Featuring:

Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz

Dan Klein as Garrett Neville

Kassia Miller as Mom

Arthur Meyer as Dad

Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected]

Chapter 1 - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head?"

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Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. 

"It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words."

--

Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen.

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Starring: 

Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon

Featuring: 

Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz

Dan Klein as Garrett Neville

Kassia Miller as Mom 

Arthur Meyer as Dad 

Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners

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To contact the creator of this podcast, email: [email protected]

To kick off the new and improved channel for The Borts Podcast, here's a trailer for "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas," a scripted Christmas movie podcast that will be released into this feed November 30th, the Monday after Thanksgiving aka PRIME Christmas movie time! It will be released in 5 short chapters, all of which will be available to listen to bright and early on the morning of November 30th. 

"Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" is the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a children's Christmas cartoon had cuss words.

Starring Kelly Hudson

Featuring Dan Klein, Kassia Miller, Arthur Meyer, Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen.

Written, directed, edited, and produced by Ben Wietmarschen.

Stay tuned for this and more from The Borts Podcast this holiday season!

The calendar has turned to December and the BORTS have turned into CHEESY MOVIE WATCHING MACHINES. Throughout the yuletide month, we'll be watching our favorite made-for-tv Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, and MarVista and recapping them (sometimes with guests!). And if you're a good boy or girl, the Xmas Borts Elf will deliver a message at the end of the episode.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

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