The Bottom Bible

It's Halloween WEEK ya'll! As our spooky season comes to a close we're offering this fun little bize-size morsel, recapping our BEST and WORST costumes through the decades. We strongly recommend visiting our Instagram page for this episode as a ghoulish gallery of EPIC Halloween costumes await your gaze.

Happy Halloween ya little candycorns. We'll see you on the mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie flip-side.  

Picture it! You're in the throes of passion with your best boo (or boos; live your best life) when suddenly you feel the creep of an extra set of tiny eyes lurking from across the room. Your head tilts, your heart stops...it's your favorite four legged friend; Fido now has the DOWN LOW on your sex life.

Has this ever happened to you? How have you reacted? Did you carry on or did things come to a sudden halt? Join us for this bite-size bottom where we discuss our experiences with our very own voyeur-curious pets. 

We're all treat and no trick this week. As we creep ever closer to All Hallows Eve, we continue discussing the macabre by taking a look at the common archetypes found in Horror movies; with a hyper focus on females in horror. If we learned anything from the mid 90's blockbuster horror movie Scream, women tend to fair better if they're more Mother Mary than Magdalene. 

In this week's episode we ask the question, to spit or to swallow? We took a poll on our instagram and asked our lovely listeners if they preferred to spit or to swallow when giving a blowjob. The results were a resounding 100% for swallow, with one listener (and Katy) voicing their alternative method. We also examine the composition of semen, ways that one could improve its overall taste, and horror stories for first time swallowers. 

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Schitt's Creek is Canada's most binge-able export since Maple Syrup. This week we praise the genius of the Levy's, the brilliance that is Catherine O'hara and the charm of illustrious Annie Murphy; the exceptional cast of Schitt's Creek. We list our top moments of the series and play a very scientific game to figure out which characters we most resemble. Grab your blackest poncho, dawn your fiercest wig and fold yourself into this episode. 

This week we're talking about SHAME! Fun right? Well maybe not always but, it's definitely important! We take an in depth look into shame with the Shame Queen herself Brene Brown. She's a decorated expert on shame and vulnerability, whose Ted Talk about the subject went viral!

Brene Brown's Ted Talk

We're FIFTY EPISODES IN YA'LL! This week to celebrate the big FIVE-O we drank, we laugh, we answered randomly drawn silly questions. Join us for our drunken slumber party celebration of this milestone EVENT. 

All jokes aside, Depression is no walk in the park. If you're someone managing, addressing and living with depression, we see you! This week we're taking a closer look at how depression & depression medications affect our sex lives & sex drives. 

If you or someone you know is suicidal or in emotional distress, contact the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Trained crisis workers are available to talk 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Your confidential and toll-free call goes to the nearest crisis center in the Lifeline national network. These centers provide crisis counseling and mental health referrals. 1-800-273-TALK (8255)