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You ready to hear us rant about topics we were upset about 6 months ago? 

No? Well then get out, we don't need you, 1 of 5 listeners, we'll be totally fine without you.

This episode we become Doctor Seuss. But like a cool Doctor Seuss, like if he rode a skateboard and shredded on the guitar.

Who am I kidding, the Seussmeister probably got way more tail than either of us combined. Yeah I said tail. I'm trying not to swear in these things because algorithms or whatever. I don't really know where I'm going with this, it's really petering out huh? Just listen to the show. It's just as riveting as this description.

I know why you're here. You read the title and you just had to know. What is that word, you wonder. Is it c*ck, or is it c*ck? Both can be incredibly powerful, in the hands of the right person. Say, an influential egirl or a first lady, for example. They could wield a c*ck (or many) and rule the world.

I guess you'll have to give it a listen to find out. 😘

This week we attack men for once. I know, trying something new. We also talk about the secret to telling a good story, or writing a good song, or making a good video game. We've got all the answers. Come receive them.

This week I snap at my cohost like a four year old throwing a tantrum. When does it happen? I don't know, I guess you'll have to listen to the whole thing to find out where my embarrassing moment of childishness is

Hey, they exist okay. I know what you're thinking- "that's cope". Well go look up Mongo the hairless chimp. That's a bald man not even from our species and he's good looking, so take that. I'm attractive damnit.

This week we talk about provocative topics, like how big sweatshirts actually make ladies more attractive, and why baseball is murder practice. Enjoy

Listen. I know you're a well rounded, dynamic human being. My cohost though? Well he's a real narcissist, so he thinks it's all you're good for. His childhood was rough, it's a whole thing. We don't need to go into it. Just know that I value you. I think you smart. You loyal. You grateful. I appreciate that.   Now go listen to our podcast so I can make money. And say my name, baby

This week we talk about how whiney gamers are, and how pron affects your brain. Enjoy