Alex has no clue about the federal government layoffs happening, so the boys go through the full list. While Geoff lays out the details, Alex holds strong that everything's going to be fine. A discussion on food stamps quickly escalates into a full-on debate.

Geoff's liver is thriving—he hasn't had a drink in two days. He also shares that he's considering going vegan after hearing some horrific meat-processing stories. Meanwhile, Alex recaps his weekend on the road, where he might have found the love of his life. Geoff's road stories include the worst turbulence he's ever experienced.

The boys tackle your Patreon questions, including, have you ever convinced someone of a life decision, what's your attachment style, and what's your best relationship advice?

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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