HEADS UP: THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE OF THE NEW YEAR! We're taking next week off to enjoy the holiday. Hope you all have a merry one! Maddie Smith, stand-up comedian and Wild 'N Out cast member and consultant, joins Geoff and Alex on the pod this week. Maddie shares her thoughts on Alex’s dating life, including her take on the woman Alex met who shared with him she has cancer.

The gang tackles your Patreon questions, including what they miss most about being young, which leads Geoff to share what makes him feel young and cool today.

This episode was originally meant to be the Patreon episode, but things got a little too spicy, so we had to switch it up. Head over to the Patreon to hear the first part of our conversation with Maddie. You don’t want to miss it.

Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast.

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JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; Jacksonville, FL; Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT, Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

After some fantasy football updates, Drago shares a unique dating situation: a woman he’s been out with before reveals she has cancer. Geoff and Alex talk through the situation, helping Drago figure out how to handle it.

Just before the end of the pod, Drago asks Geoff about his weekend run of shows. The boys also tackle your Patreon question: “Are you afraid of death?”

Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast.

*CORRECTION: The age of the Wisconsin school shooter is 15 not 17*

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; Jacksonville, FL; Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Albany, NY, Cheshire, CT, Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Ladies and gentleman, Geoff is back! Upon his return, the boys recap T-giving, unanimously agreeing that cooking skills are overrated. They also dive into recent events, including the United Health Care CEO shooting and the Daniel Penny verdict.

The boys share their Spotify Wrapped stats and tackle your Patreon questions, including, “What comedian would you want to sit next to on a flight?”

Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; Jacksonville, FL; Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Hartford, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Comedian, Walmart Tony Hawk, and Drago’s roommate, Dan Carney, joins the pod while Geoffrey is on the road. The boys recap their Thanksgiving, covering non-heteronormative relationship conversations with family and Dan’s meltdown over mac ’n’ cheese with paprika.

Alex shares the highs and lows of his sold-out show in Chicago, including the anxiety leading up to it and getting rejected on the front steps afterward. The boys also tackle your Patreon questions, including, "What would you do if you had $10,000 to spend only on yourself?"

Give Dan a follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot 

Geoffrey has upcoming shows in San Diego, CA; New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Comedian, resident metrosexual, and former roommate of Geoff, Tucker Brookshire, joins the pod. On this boyscast, Tucker shares stories about drinking and pissing the bed in college. Drago lays out what he’d do as president of America, taking a bold stance on Waffle House. And Geoff talks about the clapping going on while he lived with Tucker. 

Drago introduces a new segment: Drago Has Questions. This week, he learns what price gouging is. Tucker shares wild tales from his time working in a law firm's mailroom, and the boys tackle some of your Patreon questions.

Give Tucker a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tuckerbrookshire/?hl=en 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys jump right back into the topic sweeping the nation: Drago’s sickness. Geoff tries to share what Alex missed by canceling on him in Atlanta, while Drago admits he’s moved onto the "sad phase" of his illness. All this talk brings up Tommy-Gate (tune into the Patreon for the truth).

Drago brings in some research to quiz Geoff, only for Geoff to flip the quiz back on Drago to test his retention. The boys debate who’d be better at yoga and question why people in their 30s still watch superhero movies. In the end, Drago doesn’t ask Geoff a single question.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

In the first episode since the election, the boys discuss the results, the incoming president, and the potential new policies. While Geoff is feeling a bit worried, Alex suspects it may be all smoke and mirrors.

They recap their weekend on the road in Cleveland, where Drago, still sick, admits he was a bit of a bad hang at times. He also shares that he sent food back at the club and lashed out at an audience. Alex apologizes for not being fun this month.

Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Recorded a day before the election, the boys read through some last minute odds and their picks on who they think will win the election. Geoff brings up enough things that this election might impact that Alex finally starts feeling antsy about not voting. 

Drago gives a health update as Geoff mentions people in Detroit were asking about his well-being. Alex talks about how his sinus infection has shifted his outlook on life. And, Geoff shares perhaps the greatest crowd work discovery in history. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Still sick and now on antibiotics, Drago kicks off the show by admitting he has a man crush on Shohei Ohtani. He then recaps his weekend shows in DC, including taking an all-time L after one of his comments in the greenroom. Geoff checks in on Alex’s journey to become a voter, which leads to Drago asking for reasons he should vote.

The boys weigh in on Tony Hinchcliffe’s recent set at a Republican rally at MSG, and they answer your Patreon questions, including sharing their irrational phobias.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cleveland, OH, Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

After a weekend of shows in Madison, WI, Drago shows up recovering from an illness that was ultimately sinusitis— diagnosed provided by a doctor with great hands. The boys recount just how sick Drago was during the weekend run. Geoff was skeptical at first, but things really hit home when Alex admits he was so sick that his "dinky" wasn’t working.

Alex also shares the story of sitting next to a born-again Christian on his flight. Geoff tries something new by being positive, giving shoutouts to friends who recently joined the SNL cast. The boys take a crash course on health insurance deductibles and wrap things up with some Halloween costume talk.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot 

Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cleveland, OH, Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL;. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag