You're An Idiot

Drago kicks off the pod on a positive note by giving Geoff a gift before he dives into a recap of his time on the road with Lucas Zelnick. Then, Geoff recounts his weekend in Edmonton and his quest for healthy food in one of the continent's biggest malls.

Along the way, Drago admits he takes NyQuil to help him sleep at night and prefers it over melatonin. Thanks to a Patreon question, the boys debate whether they’d rather receive a boatload of money or end world hunger.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Memphis, TN; Bentonville, AK; Minneapolis, MN; Eau Claire, WI; Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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Back from their writing retreat in the woods, the boys are loaded with stories from shows and time spent in nature. Alex and Geoff teamed up for some 2-on-2 basketball, which left Drago fully convinced that his NBA dreams were officially over.

Alex discovered that Geoff can’t cook and might be the most sensitive guy he knows, while Geoff learned that Alex hates trying new things. The guys also get answers about morning wood, and the Patreon questions lead to a deep dive into hot world leaders.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Pittsburgh, PA; Morgantown, WV; Los Angeles, CA;  Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

With Jamie Wolf dropping in as the guest this week, Drago comes in sweating about a recent tough decision that he had to make.The choices: going on the road for a weekend with Geoff or auditioning for a Don’t Tell taping. 

Jamie learns that Geoff does less-than decent things to pillows. The boys ask Jamie if he’s dating, which leads to learning the type of women Hinge is pitching to Drago. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

Make sure to give Jamie a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamiewolfcomedy/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Edmonton, Alberta; Calgary; Pittsburg, PA; Morgantown, WV; Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago comes in hot with stories from his weekend in Nashville, which include hanging out with some well-known comics, going to Kid Rock’s bar, giving a stranger his number, and making it to third base with a teacher.

Geoff talks about his trip with Reggie Miller to Poughkeepsie and a hike that had him going number two in the woods. The boys also share their thoughts on the NFL and provide an update on the presidential election betting odds.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Alex has upcoming shows in Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Recovering from a bout of sickness, Alex joins the pod with a heavy case of COVID brain. Things start off hot when the boys realize they haven’t been checking in with each other on a personal level. Geoff admits one of his flaws is a lack of empathy for individuals, although he does feel empathy for large groups.

The great fork vs. spoon debate ensues, leading into a discussion on the DNC and the latest presidential betting odds. Alex also shares the wild story of how he once had a 0.0 GPA for a semester in college.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago, after getting consent from Geoff and Connor, enters the pod despite testing positive for COVID. He shares his experiences of making content while having the virus both now and in the past.

Geoff answers Alex’s trivia question while quite baked, then flips the tables to quiz Alex about Jesus’s death. The boys debate which medieval method of execution would be best, and Geoff reveals that he knows who gave his grandparents COVID.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys survived to tell you, the good people of the pod, just how great Phish is. A simple two hour trip to Bethel, NY turned into a great show with TERRIBLE logistical missteps.

Along the way, Geoff gets an up-close and personal experience of Drago’s weak bladder. The boys hop into a mysterious minivan Uber that took turns on two wheels and endured a full night without power. Plus, a Zipcar’s broken gas gauge leads to a moment of tremendous anxiety.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago kicks off the pod with his take on the Algerian boxer, which, of course, leads to Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel being brought up. Geoff shares stories from the Ween concert in Missoula, MT, and declares Chappell Roan’s latest album the best pop album of the last 10 years.

A Patron submitted a question: If you had a million dollars and couldn’t spend it on yourself, what would you do? This incredible question quickly devolves into a conversation about how the boys would kill each other if they had the resources.

In the end, the boys speculate on how World War III will start.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys come back from a show at Uncle Vinny’s in Point Pleasant, NJ, where Drago’s anxiety made him leave for the train station early in Geoff’s set. All in all, great crowd, great show, thanks for coming out to support! 

In the heat of the Olympics, Drago shares his thoughts on the hottest sports. Geoff vouches (and provides financial support) for Wikipedia, despite bringing news from Bummer.com. The boys also discuss the super volcano in Yellowstone.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Geoff is back, bearing stories of stories of his travels to the midwest, including an encounter with someone who was lighting him at his sold out shows. He also weighs in on the recent assassination attempt on Trump. 

Drago was traveling to the great state of Colorado this past week, which brought him to the realization that, “Nature might be it,” despite getting spooked by the idea of a mountain lion attack while he sat within a stone’s throw of a Chipotle. Also on this episode, Drago reveals his famous Eskimo bros. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Missoula, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag