I hope you're sitting down, baby, because there's something we need to talk about. I can't do this anymore. These past seven years have been the happiest of my life, but somewhere along the way the magic was lost. I believe it was stolen. And our prime suspect is comedian Zach Webb, who has a long history of stealing magics and a short history of joining the Boys onstage at scenic Andy's Bar in Denton, Texas. Goodbye, my love. You should get checked.