The Bricked Up Podcast

The first episode of our spooky double decker. Have you ever thought about naming a child Metallica? 10/10 chance that the child would grow up to not know how to kill herself however, she perfectly killed her mams and kid. The Poconos never felt so right <3 The brick boys remix a classic white person song for the tragedy of The Great Wolf Lodge. 

Some chick took a 3-week vacay to Great Wolf Lodge. After listening to some Big Pun, she had herself some Big Phun. We boys be getting wet and we aint even lumber snacks. Luke Bryan finger wags for fore play and then takes on a big black jacked up truck (dry). 

You ever hear one rip...? Good ol' mouf queef. Sounds like a regular degular one except it's at the top of the stairs (oral). Gypsy Rose knows how to do em, and she learned from her mama (moms) (r.i.p. momma dukes). Old Drake used to always rap about October. Mr. October, October's finest, Mr. I love when the leaves change. What the fuck was up with that? Put him back in the chair, i would. We got our brick back and we were able to fill 3 socks to the brim. You ever get a finga in yo bum, twin?! Oyyy.  How many cums would it take to get to the bottom of this heart? My neighbor will be the judge of that, little man. Sell me this pen.
Not sure when we will see Ben again. Rest in PISS. 

This is the first time we recorded without a brick. Chip is constipated with diarrhea at the same time. So, he is back on his imagine dragon type shit therefore, we brought the synagogue shooter on to discuss his only passion, murder. We dissected the Ted Wazowski unabomb thing and it was kind of cool but maybe he went a lil od. Mario Judah and shit. Imagine being on the bus, smoking on that Jay-Z, and blowing it in a punk as baby's face. Gay ben still be stinkin of poopball.

Chirs Benoit probably had help, and we are going to help free my mans out the box <3 
Mind if i belch out my bottom, girl? Cuz I want to speak the language of my elders (Queen). Chip shit his ass on the last one, and I forgot to tell you. Is it chill to piss/shit yourself jeanless/mexican or nah? This is what everyone is asking in the year of the Horse. Sell me this pen.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life...

Hey guys, this week you are going to want to get on your knees. Cuz we're making SLOP. Homemade & protein packed, so open wide piggies. Not just that, Edward Schierren is a slut as well, a SLUT for Pakistan. They/Them hate mackelmore, so do we. STAND TOGETHER (Never Forget). Fly high, dwayne. our rock. JOHNSON. Pull up to the tik tok or daddy will turn your bum into a dumpster and FILL it with slop. K thx.

Baby we blew our own whistles. I have no idea how Tom Clancy (the mastermind who made Jim from the Office into a black man) had a daughter who is now on TV. Like how much attention does 1 family get in this world?!?! She is a modern day, Jeff. We also did some minor role playing with light petting. Gangsta Grillz

NO FURRIES ALLOWED

We want to figure out what happens when we die for like 7 minutes. We move on because that topic is boring. We talk about using malk to get right with "god". F to the E. R to the G. A to the L. G l am orous we flying FIRST CLASS!!! Fergalicious mother fuggah. Hope you get this whilst disrespecting the cops. Be easy, I am listening to Incubus cover Lil Mama, ite

EASTERN DEAF TIMBERFEST POOL PARTY, pussy. 

Chip sides with the victims...finally <3