Special guest Isaac Hagerman joins the show to defend Texas culture, Texas pride, and Texas decisions — all while we test whether any of it would actually fly in Arkansas. Plus Pop Quiz, CFP semifinals, NFL playoffs, and Locks.

We recap last week’s picks (spoiler: Bridges is hot, JA is not), finally crown a champion in the Bridges vs Bruce Olympics thanks to a dramatic skeet-shooting comeback, and accept the harsh truth that New Year’s Eve now means dinner, the couch, and an early bedtime. Plus, a New Year’s pop quiz proves time is moving way too fast, Vegas and NYC are completely insane, and beer somehow wins every holiday.

If you’re also skipping Tunica and watching the ball drop from your couch… this one’s for you.

Episode 12 might be our best yet! We compare duck hunting to some “unmentionable” activities and test out our new bleep button, break down the Harding Bisons’ championship game, and welcome Harry Caray for a wild College Football Playoff preview.