The media is fretting that Donald Trump is plunging our national parks into chaos - CHAOS - because he fired the only man at Yosemite who holds the bathroom keys. No, really.
Meanwhile, Maryland Democrats have passed two bills that mandate classes on gender-bending for kids as young as kindergarten, with no parental opt-out, and another that allows vending machines with condoms in all public schools - including elementary ones.
And all of this is on your dime, of course.