The Brothers Turner

The Brothers Turner

By Michael TurnerComedy
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The Brothers Turner episodes

  • John Is Aging

    It's John's birthday week again.  We talk about some past birthday celebrations that have been memorable.  Eddie Van Halen passed away and we break down some of that legacy.  The Bengals are looking for a two game win streak.

    43 min
  • Town Deer

    Mike is back in Colorado and John is making sure people social distance at bars.  Mike went to Salida and saw town deer running all over town, and both of them are dealing with another brutal Cincinnati sports loss brought to them by the Reds.  

    38 min
  • The Brothers Turner with Michael Longfellow

    Comedian Michael Longfellow joins the brethren to chop it up.  They just all hung out in Arizona recently for a drive in comedy show, he wishes his father never broke up with Doreen, and he talks about the danger of growing up in Arizona.

    52 min
  • They're Playing Football Again

    John and Mike catch up on recent events, Mike was in Colorado and Arizona doing comedy.  John went to an actual movie theater to see Tenet.  Both of them are excited about the Cincinnati Bengals return to the field.

    42 min
  • The Brothers Turner with Dan Parsons

    John and Mike were supposed to be on a squad trip together, but John couldn't end up making it because of work obligations, so Mike checked in with John while on vacay in Colorado with one of John's oldest friends, Dan Parsons.  They break down John's high school nickname, the concept of gaslighting, hiking mountains and mountain biking in Breckenridge, Colorado.

    26 min
  • The Brothers Turner with Ali Macofsky

    Comedian, radio legend, Joe Rogan Experience former guest, amazing person, and professional singer Ali Macofsky joins The Brothers Turner.  She immediately catches a vibe with John, they talk about her radio days, their appreciation for music / showtunes, and young love.

    59 min
  • Brothers Turner with Shapel Lacey

    The brothers are joined by good friend Shapel Lacey to catch up on things.  They breakdown early crushes from their youth, how many Denzel Washington movies Mike and Shapel have watched, Shapel is getting into leading a punk rock band, and Mike finds a way to bring up 9/11.  

    1 hr 10 min
  • Live from Flagstaff

    The brethren travel to Flagstaff.  John is responsible for taking care of a dog, a cat that does not care about Mike, and some crows.  They drink booze at high elevations and break down things from the back patio of one of their favorite places.  

    54 min
  • Opening Day 2020

    For the first time in several months, sports is back and the Cincinnati Reds are playing baseball that actually counts.  John and Mike discuss Redlegs baseball and other things occuring.  John is coming in from Flagstaff AZ dogsitting for Libby the dog with our Aunt Maureen and Uncle Duff.  

    35 min
  • Covid Survivors
    Both John and Mike contracted Covid-19 - since then they've had a lot of time to reflect and gain perspective... and with that time they watched a lot of TV and listened to some music.
    52 min

About The Brothers Turner

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Michael and John Turner have been brothers their entire lives. They've spent most of it arguing over pop culture and discussing their day to day lives with themselves. Now it's time to do so with…