The Brown Jewels

The Brown Jewels

By Ralph BrownComedyStand-Up
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The Brown Jewels episodes

  • Ep95: The Short Goodbye

    Just a short episode to say that after 2 years and 95 episodes and far too many minutes of my voice, I'm calling it quits on the podcast for now.
    The pod will be back at some point...or it might not be. Or I might do a podcast with someone else. Who knows. Not me.
    Big thanks to all the guests that came on and the people that have listened!
    Tickets for my 2024 Edinburgh Fringe show are on sale though if you fancy coming to that
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    6 min
  • Ep94: Weasel D*cks On Private Jets

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    In this episode Ralph talks about his new most hated person/people and what we should all be doing about them plus updates on finding out he is less important than a competition to win breakfast.

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    21 min
  • Ep93: Yet Another F*** Up

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    Ralph talks about travel f*** up number 475 of his lifetime.

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    23 min
  • Ep92: "Who The F*** Is This Guy?"

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    In this episode Ralph has talks what not to say to a gun guy, channeling Connor McGregor, giving bad reviews of your own show, mental audience members talking after gigs. 

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    20 min
  • Ep91: Wee Creeps With Cameras

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    In this episode Ralph talks the worst type of guys, pigeons hitting windows, letting mother nature take it's course, awful photos and 'Not reading the full information which leads to annoyance example no. 1,872'

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    26 min
  • Ep90: The Competition That Ruins Lives

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    In this episode Ralph talks about an embarrassing illness that had finally been diagnosed and a competition with the worlds “best prize” that will ruin your life.

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    22 min
  • Ep89: The Worst Emergency

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    Happy new year! The podcast is back with another solo episode of Ralph talking the best Christmas feeling, the only way to end a year and the weirdest 2023 wrap up lists.

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    20 min
  • Ep87: “Dying On Your Arse?” With Ethan Herschenfeld

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    Ralph and Ethan talk New York comedy, big names dropping into comedy clubs to do sets, driving 12 hours to do a gig and then bombing plus loads of other stories from doing comedy and acting.

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    41 min
  • Ep86: “Kick The Mario Coins Out Him” With Aurie Styla

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    Ralph and Aurie talk getting fired up and dealing with hecklers, comedy festivals going right and wrong, challenging comedy shows in shisha cafes, turning social media followers into fans, having fun on stage and getting lost on Silent Hill roads.

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    57 min

About The Brown Jewels

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The Brown Jewels is a very funny comedy podcast from Scottish comedian, Ralph Brown. Welcome aboard this shambolic but entertaining listening experience, bouncing between chats with only the…