The Bum Ankles Show: A Minnesota Sports Podcast

When does a pizza become a pizza? Day-of butchered pork chops... Blood sausage... WAR what is it good for? RIP Mahle-sensei... Brock Stewart's Haunted Mansion... Remember Samwell Deduno? What if the Twins are bad on the road? What's going on in San Diego? The Buster Posey Award for Most Gruesome Injury Goes to... THE BATS... Money is meangingless... Why don't you stay in the infield, buddy? The AL Central as a bear attack... A Phoenix Suns aside... Breaking Vikings news... Twins defense... Cody Bellinger the craziest white boy to ever do it? Speed use in mid-century baseball (we meant to say Dean Chance, not Dean Cain)... A little remember when with Barry Bonds home runs... THE BREAK... NBA Roster shakeups? Bob Huggins' sensitivity training... When there's no more room in hell, the demons play for Rick Pitino... What could we get from the Knicks? Joe Mazzulla what a snoozulla... Kobe Bryant is dead! Let him go! Timberwolves alumni in the playoffs... Appreciating Christian Vazquez... Tim Burke ARRESTED... These sheep are how I make my house hot... Infield shift scofflaws... Some fun ideas for the New York Jets 9/11 game... A Backlash check-in... The Little Murmaider... We sleepily discuss new movies... Donald Sutherland impressions...

Ugly wins, ugly losses... Chris Paddack vs Stephen Paddock... The verisimilitude of Uncut Gems... Orientalist double standards of injured play... Wander Franco Histrionics... Advice for Friends of the Fat... Don't know ball, don't know stats... Jack Morris is the worst... The Kepler Reverse Jinx... No More HR Celebrations... Trevor Bauer making friends... Brent Frankenrooker... AAA Vibe Check... Further Pitching Lament... Mahle-san... Bleacher falls... One-way bullpen phones... Helping your buddy cheat... The absolute vitality of the loud crowd... Hot for Horowitz... Marv Albert in New Japan... Do they even like anime in Japan?... Jon Moxley...

Bullshit... Twins talk (7:27)... Timberwolves talk (36:59)... Hockey boxing and wrestling(1:00:00)...

I messed up and deleted the back half of the episode. You missed a bunch of rambling basketball complaints. We'll make it up to you. This is a free show. You haven't paid a red cent, so I don't want to hear a peep out of you.

Twins ambivalence... Mocking NY patriotism again... Domingo German wife beater and baseball cheater... A dramatic reading of Max Scherzer's ejection... RFK Jr talk... We are dumbfounded by a commercial... an Asian earwax tangent... Pagan or Moran?... Carlos Correa reads a book.

I recorded this the day after a 15-hour day at work. Cut us some slack. My gf makes a cameo appearance.

Topics include: Twins blowouts, Timberwolves clusterfucks, Dr. Jill Biden being so hot she ruined her stepsons' lives, an excellent Sakura Genesis.

People mocked: Everyone in New York, Ted Schwerzler, veterans, Dan Gladden, Rudy Gobert, the Internet Baseball Writers Association of America, Frank the Tank, Stoolies.

The Wolves persistance... Kyrie Maud'Dib... Seinfeld's the Shape of Water... Pitching giving us life... Some creative suggestions for Derek Jeter... THE BATS... Pitch Clock Time Dilation... A Fatwah on Diamond Spots... Only Minnesotans and Ohioans respect themselves... Enough with the goddamn Phillie himbo bullshit... watching afghanistan war movies on 4/20... Ken rosenthal takes the demon way in hell... Gert Frobe!... The persistance of various family curses at Wrestlemania...

Our instant reactions to opening Day, in which we get a bunch of stuff predicted correctly, btw.

There's so much media to hate that Val and Ray spend almost the entire episode on it. No Larry on this one, as he was busy getting his paper up.

You cannot find better hockey commentary than on this podcast, and I'll leave it at that

We open with some Brony talk, before riffing our way into talking about the Wild, the Wolves, a little NFC North talk, a bunch of other stuff, you know the drill