We're back like the Hart Attack off the ropes this week for a lightning addition with Gabe being Mr. Dad over there making dinner and shit while I just go ahead and dox my entire friend group. As always, Vikes and Niners by 223.

We didn't forget ya'll and we definitely can't forget that cluster of a Week 1. We roast ESPN for having a ridiculous Power Rankings as well as yet again pick the Vikings and find ourselves sad and lonely.

It's football season and we're here to give you the hottest takes you can find. When there's a hot take, you gotta bring in the brother from another Gabe and we get y'all strapped in for a wild new podcast.