All the boys were back for tonight's episode. We got off a few good riffs. Nick shopping this morning, my penis, Nazis, which of our civilizations would reign supreme over the others, we touch it all in this one.

Nick is back from Israel. Ian no showed on us again. John got a hand me down microphone.

Ian went to a music festival and described a dream weekend to me and John. Nick is still "freedom fighting" in the middle east.

Nick found his calling and he followed his heart. Ian is at a music festival. Me and John talk sports in this one and our origin story.

John has a new client. I was in New York last week. Nick is getting old. Ian has some opinions on super hero origin stories.

I saw Alien Romulus today so me and Ian talk Alien lore. John and Nick are dead.

Ian was not with us on this one. We come up with a new movie premise. We're pretty pumped about Alien Romulus.

We talk, Xenomorphs, Yautja, mining minerals, new Mortal Kombat finishers. There's a little bit for everyone in this one.

Ian fucked around and almost found out. Thank Gods John was here. I had Goop ready to go. We have to issue a disclaimer to our fans. DO NOT STENCIL OUR PODCAST LOGO AROUND YOUR TOWN AND POST PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM AND TAG US ;) ;)

Ian continues to insist he'd be a better sniper than me. We bet my pinky toe that I'd be a better shot.