John has a new client. I was in New York last week. Nick is getting old. Ian has some opinions on super hero origin stories.

I saw Alien Romulus today so me and Ian talk Alien lore. John and Nick are dead.

Ian was not with us on this one. We come up with a new movie premise. We're pretty pumped about Alien Romulus.

We talk, Xenomorphs, Yautja, mining minerals, new Mortal Kombat finishers. There's a little bit for everyone in this one.

Ian fucked around and almost found out. Thank Gods John was here. I had Goop ready to go. We have to issue a disclaimer to our fans. DO NOT STENCIL OUR PODCAST LOGO AROUND YOUR TOWN AND POST PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM AND TAG US ;) ;)

Ian continues to insist he'd be a better sniper than me. We bet my pinky toe that I'd be a better shot.

Our 200th Episode had to land on one of the darkest weekends in American history. We talk about that and Wizardry.

Ian wasn't with us today. We talked about which cartoons were the hottest and John's parenting style.

Ian tells his biggest fantasy and I take on a controversial take that may have split this podcast forever.

Ian is going to open a chili factory where he bathes in chili and forces tiny Greek men to sing to children.