I talk about peanut butter and jelly and take a call from Martha Stewart.

I talk about scratch and take a call from Connor McDonald.

I talk about couches and take a call from Jon Weiner.

I talk about fire and take a call from Taylor Swift.

I talk about tall boys and take a call from Ron Magill.

I talk about winks and take a call from Larry David.

I talk about condescension and take a call from Mike from Albertson, Long Island.

I talk about twigs and take a call from Alec Baldwin.

I talk about the notes painted on a guy's butt in Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights.

I talk about wind and take a call from Latarian Milton.