The Café Chronicles

The Café Chronicles

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The Café Chronicles episodes

  • The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual 2018

    Daniel Ruiz Tizon returns with a Christmas Eve special of The Café Chronicles from the South Lambeth Portuguese café he has holed himself up in since the summer of 2001. As the gentrification sweeping through Nine Elms and Vauxhall accelerates, The Café Chronicles documents the characters and community threatened by these changes. This packed festive edition features chin fissures, cartoon flattened pastries, leviathan eclairs, hairy chested waiters in open necked shirts shedding chest hair in customers coffees, and Old Twitter, the octogenarian couple with their newspapers breaking yesterday’s news today. And Daniel looks back at an old Christmas exchange with a café regular that kick-started the erosion of his long-prized anonymity in the café.

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    1 hr
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 10

    Friday 17 August 2018

    Episode 10 – The Nod

    A ‘nod’ introduced into his prayers by an old teacher continues to cause Daniel problems, but its presence may have inadvertently led to a thawing out of the frosty relations between our host and the new waiter.

    Last in the series.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 9

    Thursday 16 August 2018

    Episode 9 – The Lamp Post Pole Dancer

    The sun brings out the Lamp Post Pole Dancer and the ensuing chaos leads to Daniel having trouble getting his latte.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 8

    Wednesday 15 August 2018

    Episode 8 – The Head Man of SW8

    The unusually hot October evening back in 2011 when the Drunken Somalian abused the café regulars is recalled.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 7

    Tuesday 14 August 2018

    Daniel looks at the difficulties the introduction of a coffee reward card in the café has caused him.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 6

    Monday 13 August 2018

    The death of a bald regular revives uncomfortable memories for Daniel of the time he mistook another bald regular for the now deceased.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 5

    Friday 10 August 2018

    The salmon-coloured socks of a laughs-too-easily customer leads to a troubling, long-suppressed recollection for Daniel.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 4

    Thursday 9 August 2018

    The addition of the Hash Brown to the now all-day English breakfast, and the curious manner of its standalone delivery, over-complicates the café breakfast.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 3

    Tuesday 7 August 2018

    Episode 2 – Poor Butter Coverage

    Daniel locks horns with a new waiter over the poor butter coverage on his Portuguese Toast.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min
  • The Café Chronicles Ep 2

    Tuesday 7 August 2018

    Episode 2 – Poor Butter Coverage

    Daniel locks horns with a new waiter over the poor butter coverage on his Portuguese Toast.

    Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

    5 min

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon returns with a brand new series, presenting daily missives from the South Lambeth Portuguese café he has holed himself up in since the summer of 2001. As the gentrification sweeping…