John Novotny, Aaron Glas and I, Edgar Volfson, first met Timothy Sean Shannon in front of his home in Glendale. I won’t say whether it was in Glendale, California or Glendale, Arizona for the sake of guest confidentiality. He decorated his car hole nicely with homemade paintings, stacks of baseball cards and the noticeable musk of Diet Dr. Pepper. From the moment we walked in, T. Sean could not stop bragging about the Emmy he won as a writer for the Emmy winning television show, Saturday Night Live. Because of that, we refused to mention it on air. Screw that guy and his hospitality. Can you believe the nerve of that guy? Giving out free copies of his book “Come and Get It” and refusing to let me borrow his Emmy to pick up chicks really sealed his fate. Did I mention he won an Emmy?