Accents and soda pop cans will fly. All hail the Rat King!

Join us as we recap and correct the first half of season 1, wrestle with how much filth I should expose my daughter to, and watch a film that does not deserve to be part of our nonsense. 

A delightfully off kilter Halloween flick with Mac's dad, turquoise, and the worst standup comedian in North America. 

This SeaCats in heat y'all. 

Giant sperm, werebears, and Nazis oh my! Also Patrick has a nervous breakdown over the defilement of our national liberty. 

Danny Nelson wants to hook up with Tina Turner, Richard expresses a profound attraction for John Saxson, and Patrick wishes death on a disabled girl. So pour a tall glass of 'Boy' and buckle the fuck up for...Blood Salvage!!!

Chicken noises and Stacy Haiduk's breasts. 

Pat and Rich tackle the 1987 "classic" Insect..er...Green Monkey...wait... Blue Monkey. The Insect's life cycle is incomprehensible, Railsback is reckless, Ted and Alice are barbequed, and Dede and Marwella are plastered. Join us, won't you?

A word from CTS