The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom

The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast w/ John and Tom

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  • Episode 9: Good Boy and Bone Lake (HEAVY SPOILERS)

    00:00 - Good Boy

    31:06 - Doug commercial

    32:25 - Bone Lake

    57:09 - Whisper Link commercial

    Hey! The Cantaloupe Cats are back with a brand new episode! For halloween season we decided to tackle two movies in one jam packed episode. Indie darling and dog oriented horror movie, Good Boy & "erotic" horror thriller Bone Lake. It's the dog and bone episode you've all been waiting for. Also, as is tradition, two fake commercials created by Tom and John are included here, with a special guest animal noise performance by Olive Hui. This episode has HEAVY SPOILERS!

    This episode's theme song is INTO THE LILAC TREE by Late Cambrian, their brand new single!

    1 hr 24 min
  • Interview: Dylan Mars Greenberg, Writer/ Director of Spirit Riser

    Dylan Mars Greenberg talks about her newest film, Spirit Riser which is playing at the Roxy in Tribeca on September 15th 2025 https://www.roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/spirit-riser-qa/

    After the tragic death of their parents, two sisters (Summer Greenberg and Amanda Flowers) are torn apart and sent to opposite coasts by a malevolent entity. One sister cannot remember who she is, and the other cannot grasp the fateful task that lies ahead of her. While fighting to make their way back to each other, the sisters encounter many strange characters that could either help them or destroy them.


    Prepare for sensory overload from the famously outrageous Dylan Greenberg. For this magnum opus, Greenberg gathered some of her cast regulars regulars in Amanda Flowers (Shakespeare’s Shitstorm), Jurgen Azazel Munster (Werewolf Bitches from Outer Space), and Matthew Silver (Glamarus), and joined them with jaw-dropping new faces, including Cherie Currie of The Runaways, an unrecognizable Whitney Moore (Birdemic), Lynn Lowry (Shivers), Kansas and Parker Bowling (Cuddly Toys), rock and roll legend Alan Merrill, Patti Harrison (Together Together), and Gender Outlaw author Kate Bornstein, with narration by Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs).

    directed by: Dylan Greenberg

    starring: Amanda Flowers, Cherie Currie, Michael Madsen, Kansas Bowling, Lynn Lowry

    23 min
  • Episode 8. The Toxic Avenger featuring Lloyd Kaufman (HEAVY SPOILERS)

    00:00 Tom Milligan in a Troma film

    06:00 The Toxic Avenger (2025) review

    16:37 Gloop commercial

    32:56 Sour Mega Ultra Blaster Murder Death Cubes commercial

    43:03 Lloyd Kaufman Interview

    Hey Horror Junkies, The Cantaloupe Cats are back from the dead with an analysis and review of The Toxic Avenger 2025 (Troma / Legendary) , directed by Macon Blair (Green Room, Blue Ruin) and released UNRATED by Cineverse.

    First Tom Milligan leads us through the wild and crazy experience of working on a Troma movie. Then we dive headfirst into the toxic barrel of sludge that is The Toxic Avenger! This one stars Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Paige and more! Then stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the man, the myth, the Troma legend himself Lloyd Kaufman, as he takes us on a wide ranging and sometimes chaotic trip down memory lane and into the future of indie cinema. This episode contains HEAVY SPOILERS for The Toxic Avenger 2025 as well the franchise as a whole. As is tradition, there are fake commercials created by John and Tom inserted to break up the hilarity with... uh... more hilarity. Dig In, fellow travelers.

     

     

    58 min
  • Episode 7. Weapons featuring Miss Cherry Delight (HEAVY SPOILERS)

    00:00  Who is Miss Cherry Delight?

    08:20 Commercial 1 

    19:07 Commercial 2

    42:56 Commercial 3

    Welcome back to the Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast. In this episode we tackle the mysterious and horrific world of

    Zach Creggar's Weapons, his follow up to 2022's Barbarian, one of my favorite horror movies of that year. Joining Us on the Podcast is the inimitable Miss Cherry Delight! Miss Cherry Delight is a New York Based shock rock singer and performer known for her wild theatrics and gore. Her performances incorporate burlesque elements, nudity, and original music that explores themes of sex, revenge, and loss. This wide ranging discussion explores themes, easter eggs and hidden meanings in this bizarre and hyper creative film. Make sure to see Miss Cherry Delight at Cherry Hellodies on August 23rd in Coney Island! As is tradition, there are 3 fake commercials included in the podcast, created by John, Tom & Miss Cherry Delight. So pick up your fork and dig in on this week's episode!

    Relevant Links:

    Cherry Hellodies 8-23-25

    Kevin McDonald Superstar at PhilaMoca August 26, 27

    Wheatus w/ Late Cambrian at Crossroads (Garwood NJ) 8-29-25

     

     

     

    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 6: 28 Years Later feat. Levi Wilson (HEAVY SPOILERS)

    00:00:00 Intro to Levi Wilson

    00:13:58 Commercial 1

    00:32:00 Commercial 2

    00:43:15 Commercial 3

    01:04:00 28 Years Later Review 

     

    Welcome back to the Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast! Today we dive into one of our favprite movies of the year, with friend of the pod, Levi Wilson. Three fake commercials strewn throughout, created by John Tom and Levi (with an assist from Lisa Hammer). 

    This is a tangent heavy episode with spoilers numerous movies and shows.

    About Levi Wilson:

    Levi is a writer, director, sometimes actor and jack-of-all indie filmmaker. He has been working in the film industry for over 20 years on studio productions and independent projects. His latest short film, Luke & Emma and a Gas Station on Franklin Ave, was acquired by AMC Network for Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month. While developing his short into a feature film he is also working as the director of photography for a body horror film from Lisa Hammer as well as a documentary about a small town Louisiana blues family. He is about to start filming season 3 of the Tubi original mockumentary series, Great Kills.

    Watch Levi Wilson's short film here:

    https://youtu.be/IJYGKIoNU6I

    Spoilers for:

    28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Years Later

    Trainwreck Poop Cruise

    Trainwreck American Apparel

    Didi

    Uwe Boll

    Great Kills

    Triangle of Sadness

    The Snyder Cut

    Return of the Jedi

    Godzilla King of the Monsters

    Godzilla vs Kong

    Godzilla X Kong

    Mad Max Fury Road

    Theme: Language, Violence, Adult Situations by Fashion Bird Danger Danger

     

    2 hr 16 min
  • Episode 6: The Final Destination Franchise feat. Ed Douglas (HEAVY SPOILERS)
    00:00 Our history with Final Destination
    07:40 Franchise Discussion
      Welcome back to The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast! We are pumped to get into this one. Special guest and long time movie critic Ed Douglas joins us for a free wheeling discussion of all things Final Destination. Tom and Ed grew up loving the franchise, John had never seen even one movie until he burned through all 6(!) for this discussion. This is a heavy spoilers discussion so if you havent seen any of the movies and don't want to be spoiled, go watch the movies and come back. As per usual there are two fake commercials in this episode, created by Tom and John themselves. Strap in, and get ready for a roller coaster of mayhem.
    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 5: Cinematic Disaster: Death of a Unicorn (HEAVY SPOILERS)
    00:00 - Death Of A Unicorn Review
    01:14:46 - A24 Movies 
    Oh boy... Welcome to The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast, today John and Tom dive into the cinematic disaster known as Death of a Unicorn, and look at A24 movies in general and where they are heading as a company. Death of a Unicorn stars Paul Rudd, Jenna Ortega, Tea Leoni, Will Poulter, Anthony Carrigan, Sunita Mani, Steve Park & Richard E Grant. Spoilers for: Death of a Unicorn, Abigail, Ready or Not, Drive, You're Next. As is tradition, there are 2 fake commercials by John & Tom for your entertainment.
    1 hr 22 min
  • A Very Special Episode: Kevin McDonald talks Rosemary’s Baby
    00:00 - Who is Kevin McDonald?
    08:54 - Rosemary's Baby
    50:02 - We talk about the Alien Franchise
    54:07 - Kevin's new screenplay
    56:35 - Rush / Geddy Lee book
    58:36 - Kevin McDonald Stand Up April 11 and 12 
    On today's episode of The Cantaloupe Cats Movie Podcast we are joined by Kids In The Hall alum, storyteller, screenwriter, stand up comedian and all around great guy, Kevin McDonald! He and John Wlaysewski (as music director) just ended a 5 show run of his hilarious rock opera, Kevin McDonald Superstar, featuring Janeane Garofalo, Dave Hill, Frank Coniff and Robin Rothman. Listen to Kevin, Tom and John go deep on Kevin's favorite horror movie, Rosemary's Baby while going off in numerous directions and topics. SPOILERS for: Rosemary's Baby, Hereditary, House of the Devil, Halloween, Nightmare in Elm Street, The Exorcist, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Alien Franchise. Theme Song: Language, Violence, Adult Situations  by Fashion Bird Danger Danger
    1 hr 1 min
  • A Very Special Episode: Kevin Corrigan talks The Exorcist, Exorcist 2 & Exorcist 3 (HEAVY SPOILERS)

    00:00 Who is Kevin Corrigan?

    04:29 The Exorcist

    19:35 Exorcist 3: Legion

    53:02 Exorcist 2: The Heretic

    In a Very Special Episode of The Cantaloupe Cats, we are joined by veteran character actor and all around cool cat Kevin Corrigan! When we reached out to ask him if he'd like to come on the pod he said he wanted to talk about The Exorcist films. It was the perfect excuse to sit down and dig into this classic but troubled film franchise (I had never seen 2 or 3). I didn't know Kevin Corrigan was in Exorcist 3, and he regails us with tales from the set, ancedotes about Martin Scorcese, and WIlliam Blatty, and all sorts of other trivia and experiences he has had as an actor. Spoilers for: The Exorcist 1-3, Poltergeist, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Child's Play & Mean Streets.

    Theme Song: Language, Violence, Adult Situations by Fashion Bird Danger Danger.

    Kevin Corrigan is an American character actor. He has appeared mostly in independent films and television since the 1990s, including as Uncle Eddie on the sitcom Grounded for Life (2001–2005). His film appearances include supporting roles in Goodfellas (1990), Rhythm Thief (1994), Walking and Talking (1996), Henry Fool (1997), The Departed (2006), Superbad (2007), Pineapple Express (2008), Seven Psychopaths (2012), The King of Staten Island (2020), and co-starring roles in Big Fan (2009) and Results (2015). He has been twice nominated for the Independent Spirit Award for Best Supporting Male. 

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 4. The Monkey (HEAVY SPOILERS)

    The Cantaloupe Cats turn the key and unleash nihilistic doom on an unsuspecting public, with their HEAVY SPOILER deep dive into The Monkey, a 2025 Horror Comedy by Oz Perkins. As per usual, two fake commercials were created especially for this episode, to inject a little of our own horror comedy into the proceedings. Both John and Tom are super well versed in Stephen King lore so the conversation covers a lot of ground. SPOILERS for: The Final Destination Series, Six Feet Under, Longlegs, The Monkey, various Stephen King books and movies etc.

    I was eating popcorn during the episode so every once in a while my voice sounds different. 

    Coming up next: A Horror Flashback Episode featuring Special Guest, Kevin Corrigan!

    The Cantaloupe Cats THEME SONG: Language, Violence, Adult Situations by Fashion Bird Danger Danger 

    1 hr 20 min

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Long form reviews and deep dive analysis of cinematic master & disaster-pieces. HEAVY SPOILERS , interesting guests and fun skits aplenty. Hosted by John Wlaysewski (Horror movie aficionado &…