Mark discovers some massive engines for tiny prices, Noel is back from holiday with his gears ground by continental parking etiquette, and the pair discuss ludicrously modified SUVs and pick-up trucks.

Special episode, with the second instalment of the Racing Car Stories feature. This episode is all about Top Fuel Drag Racing cars, simply the fastest accelerating vehicles on land, water or air. The performance of these incredible cars is unbelieveable, as is the engineering behind them.

Noel brings some choice selections from the world of Japanese cars to the Classifieds Game, Mark finds another car with a silly name, and the two of them disagree on the aesthetic merit of the Mercedes CLK GTR. Apologies for some dodgy audio this week, there was a microphone malfunction!

Mark gets nostalgic about a video game that genuinely has "DUB Edition" in its name, Noel predicts when road cars will reach 400mph and they both are immensely excited by, of all things, the original Toyota Previa.

Noel finds some genuinely surprising cars for just £500, Mark "grinds his gears" over the Mini Clubman and they both recount their hire car experiences from recent holidays.

Noel is back from holiday, but Mark is away, so Noel gives some quick previews of what to expect on the next few weeks' episodes. That includes an upcoming special feature, which will be a chance to put your questions to the special guest.

Special episode, featuring a chat about the Gumball 3000 with the man behind the Car Torques YouTube channel, Dan Weiss. The 2018 edition of the rally went from England to Japan, via Italy, and Dan was at the launch in Covent Garden, London. He tells us about the cars he saw, and the ways in which they were decorated for the occasion.

Special episode, with the first ever Racing Car Stories feature on the Porsche 917. Arguably the most successful racing car in history, the Porsche 917 was dominant in various forms of sportscar racing in the 1970s. Even by the standards of today, it is quite a machine, and it has a tale to match.

Mark calls out people selling broken cars as "projects", Noel figures out the top 10 selling cars in the UK and they both wish the latest car from Lister had kept the name Thunder.

Noel finds the most extreme motoring experience he can for £20,000, Mark learns of a man who owns 24 Aston Martin Lagondas (yes, 24!) and the two of them debate which cars should be fitted with a roll cage, and which shouldn't.