The Carbon Footprint

The Carbon Footprint

By Juan Lorenzo; Sean VaronaComedySociety & CultureSports
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The Carbon Footprint episodes

  • Elon’s Paying Child Support to 73 Million Kids

    Episode 276. Elon Musk has enough kids to populate a small country, but apparently that's just the beginning. 😂This week on The Carbon Footprint Podcast, Juan and Sean are back with another round of questionable opinions, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that probably should've stayed off the internet.We're talking Elon Musk, SpaceX, and the economy. Somehow, we also find ourselves discussing substitute teachers, school shootings, crucifixes, and whether life is slowly turning into a Final Destination movie.From roller coasters and fast-rope rappelling to belly flops and, press secretaries, absolutely nothing is off-limits.🍹 Drink of the Day: Pineapple Tequila Smash featuring Flecha Azul Tequila.Like, comment, subscribe, and share! Let us know which conversation had you questioning our sanity.#TheCarbonFootprintPodcast #ElonMusk #SpaceX #FlechaAzul #PineappleTequilaSmash #Druski #SNL #ICE #WorldSeries #TennesseeTitans #FinalDestination #ComedyPodcast #Podcast

    1 hr 9 min
  • Dead Baby At a Birthday Party

    Sean shares one of the most uncomfortable birthday party encounters imaginable. We're diving into the complicated legacy of Christopher Columbus and the guy dressed as the Grim Reaper outside a hospital.

    History gets messy, people get weird, and absolutely nothing is off-limits.

    Drink of the Day: Features Empress Gin

    #TheCarbonFootprintPodcast #DarkHumor #WeirdNews

    1 hr 9 min
  • Bear Gets The First Sip

    This week starts a little differently.

    Sean says goodbye to Bear, his best friend and sidekick for more years than any dog ever gets enough credit for. We raise a glass to him, talk about routines, purpose, loss, and some uncomfortable truths.

    Because this is still The Carbon Footprint Podcast, things eventually go off the rails.

    The NFL season has everybody overreacting, Cam Ward and Caleb Williams get discussed, Sydney Sweeney somehow enters the conversation, and we revisit the Lindsay Clancy case and the complicated conversation surrounding postpartum mental health. Plus: political bribes, chasing the American Dream, the Tupac trial, Keefe D, Ryan Garcia, boxing, and plenty more.

    Bear gets the first sip. 🥃🐻

    RIP Bear. ❤️

    1 hr 21 min
  • Ludacris is an Aerospace Scientist

    We celebrate 25 years of Fast & Furious. The difference between being good at your job and actually getting promoted, why managing up matters, and whether chasing something great is worth what it costs you.

    Plus, Bob Iger and Phil Knight somehow make their way into the conversation, and we drink Pineapple Bourbon Sours while pretending any of this is connected.

    1 hr 14 min
  • $10 Million Dollars For The Truth

    Would you take $10 million to find out the truth about your relationship? This week we answer that question, investigate why Gen Z stopped drinking, and somehow end up with nude restaurants and Grandpa watering the lawn with his d*** out.

    Plus, 160-year-old Guinness, THC drinks, and the realization that having kids is basically one of the worst financial decision you can make.

    Enjoy.

    1 hr 12 min
  • Embiid is a BMW

    Don Roberto is in the glass and somehow we end up explaining why Joel Embiid is basically a BMW — looks great, costs a lot, and is constantly in the shop.

    This week we get into Ryan Clark’s exit from ESPN and why being good at your job might not matter if you don’t build relationships with the people who can fire you.

    Fauci and COVID somehow making it back into the conversation, whether LeBron would eat Michael Jordan alive one-on-one, and perhaps our most responsible sports discussion yet — could a team of middle school boys beat a WNBA team?

    Probably nothing controversial in here at all.

    Pour something up and enjoy Episode 271 of The Carbon Footprint Podcast.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Matt Damon is Tim Duncan

    We talk The Odyssey and Matt Damon is the Tim Duncan of Hollywood. We also break down why Obsession is really just what happens when you date a woman who actually likes you, and debate which era of hip-hop was truly the toughest.

    Movies, relationships, rap beef and goats. A perfectly normal episode of The Carbon Footprint Podcast.

    1 hr 16 min
  • Petty Pro Bono

    Sean discovers the bidet. Juan wants to be on Squatters. Are robot girlfriends the future or the beginning of the end?

    1 hr 19 min
  • Aladdin

    This week we're covering everything from the biggest sporting event on the planet to one of the wildest church clips the internet has ever seen. We break down the World Cup, debate whether a 4-day work week actually makes sense, and react to the viral video of a pastor allegedly "sucking the demons out" of the congregation. Then we dive back into our viral post and read some of your funniest, most savage comments live on the show.

    If you came internet chaos, workplace debates, and unfiltered comedy...you're in the right place.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Nixon 5

    The Knicks are finally champions again, and the last time that happened, Nixon was in office.

    This week, Juan and Sean talk Knicks in 5, UFC at the White House, the viral clip that brought new people to the show, and the savage nicknames people dropped in the comments. Plus, is the Iran war actually over, or are we just between rounds?

    Tequila was poured. Feelings were hurt. History was made.

    1 hr 3 min

About The Carbon Footprint

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Welcome to "The Carbon Footprint" podcast, where two friends grab a drink, kick back, and dive deep into the things that really matter – whether they're good, bad, funny, or downright bizarre. Join us as we navigate things making an impact, from serious issues to societal trends, all with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor.