The Cartoncast

The Cartoncast

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The Cartoncast episodes

  • 48 - Monster Rancher
    Ben and Zane were at a farm, just ranching away, when Zane got bored and
    started playing a game on his phone. He spun around too quickly and both
    the Cartoncasters and their cow were sucked into the game! Suddenly they
    were in a world full of weird creatures with amazing special powers. They
    were a bit disappointed when they realized that these monsters were just
    like normal people, except with a distinct lack of bones or self-control.
    The strangest thing they met was a little boy who demanded to know if they
    were "goodies" or "baddies," and started punching the cow when it said
    "Moo."
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  • 47 - Biker Mice from Mars
    Ben and Zane have never been ones for action when talking will do, but a
    few huge disgusting rodents were adamant that the Cartoncasters help them
    out. Through a series of high-octane, edge-of-your-seat heartpounding
    thrills, the team brought down an evil corporation, infiltrated a covert
    ops enemy base, defeated an usurper in a drag race to the death, and why
    not, wrestled a bear. Why did they do this? America, that's why. Pass the
    hot dogs.
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  • 46 - Adventures from the Book of Virtues
    Ben and Zane had a moral dilemma: should they record an episode while they
    were sick, out of practice, and had audio issues? They went for a hike to
    clear their heads, and ran into some wild animals who were all too happy to
    share their wisdom about what they should do. James Earl Jones Jeremy Irons
    A bison told them a story about William Henry Harrison, who gave a rousing
    speech despite the cold rain, and soon died. Ben and Zane nodded, shot the
    bison, and went back home to enjoy a plate of ribs, their lesson well
    learned. All thanks to viewers like you.
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  • 45 - Back to the Future
    Ben and Zane were enjoying the futuristic world of 2015, when suddenly they
    sensed a disturbance in the time stream. Their memories of the Back to the
    Future trilogy were fading from history, and soon they would disappear for
    good. They hopped into their time machine and headed for the past, but they
    had such a hard time concentrating on the problem that they ended up in all
    sorts of other timelines. They were too late (somehow), and one of their
    favorite trilogies turned into something far more generic. They would have
    worked harder to fix the problem, but they felt the whole endeavor was "too
    sad."
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  • One-Legg'd - My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
    Hello friends, eggberts, equines of all races! Today we let Zane get over
    his absolutely dreadful voice. Ben, hero of Equestria, talks to one Ginger
    Liz (Ginny) about the mane craze sweeping the nation, enrapturing the
    hearts of 8 year-old girls and grown-ass men alike. Tune in to learn what
    Ginny and Ben think about magic, friendship, and the conflation thereof.For
    those whom into the cos-business of cos-play, check out Ginger Liz's
    facebook page for more!
    Ginger Liz's Cosplay
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  • 44 - Inspector Gadget
    Ben and Zane were excited to enter their Egg-powered Nostalgia Cannon in
    the General Area Device Generation Engineering Tournament. It would be some
    pretty stiff competition, what with the robot dogs built by little boys,
    and the time machines built by little dogs. They saw a little girl crying,
    holding a picture of a man in one hand and a wrench in the other. She was
    working on some sort of mannequin, but when she started saying "It's
    Alive!" it got up. The Cartoncasters feared for their lives, but this MAD
    machine was actually completely harmless. The judges loved how well it
    shrugged, though. Oh well, we'll get that G.A.D.G.E.T next time.
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  • 43 - Hey Arnold!
    Alright, enough is enough, audience. You've had your fun, with your
    podcasts, and your jazzy leitmotifs, and your hipster oddly-shaped heads.
    But you're in Big Bob Patacki's house now, and what Bob says, goes. And Bob
    says to kick back in those therapy couches, and observe the feeble struggle
    of one football-headed orphan who cares about "feelings" and "morals" and
    all that other hippie crap. But mostly pay attention to those fossils he
    lives with, cuz they're... they're... well. They're... great. They're just
    the best.
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  • The First Annual Cartony Awards
    Join Ben and Zane for the First Annual Cartony Awards! See the radiant
    celebrities, hear the lively songs, smell the wet dog, and drink in that
    egg-based frozen delight. In-jokes are clamoring to get inside, but only an
    exclusive few have the privilege of walking on the red shelled carpet.
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  • 42 - Space Ghost Coast to Coast
    The internship was tough for Ben and Zane, filling in behind the scenes at
    the hot new talk show. The Cartoncasters had to do things like fetch coffee
    and pull levers, but they also had to prep the celebrity guests and explain
    to them why they could only be on screen for a few minutes. Plenty of
    celebs got mad, but one of them, Podcaster and Spellcaster Alex Fleming,
    asked a Great Question: why would anyone come on this show? The answer of
    course was, who wouldn't?
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  • 41 - Tenchi Muyo
    Man, that CartonCast party was crazy. Ben and Zane didn't have a clue how
    they ended up in a forest in Japan, but they immediately set to enjoying
    the landscapes. The tree-topped ample hills, the gentle curves of the
    valleys below, and of course, the luscious yet delicate flowers, just in
    full bloom. Yessir, a young man could find himself growing up right quick
    in the presence of such beauty. Too bad local youth Tenchi is too busy
    spending his time battling demons with his massive shaft. Seriously kid,
    you'll go blind if you keep using it like that.
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About The Cartoncast

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As we describe it, this is the '8th grade lit paper' of cartoon podcasts. It involves a deliberate investigation to what makes old cartoons tick, and a healthy respect for digression. Also eggs.