The Cavalry

The Cavalry

By Andrew Sleighter and Johnny BeehnerComedyStand-UpComedy Interviews
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The Cavalry episodes

  • "How Long Until There's Bad Firefighters?"

    It's episode 249 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on the Grammy's being the best awards show. Johnny needs backup that there should be a draft to decide who's the President of the United States. Enjoy! 

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    51 min
  • "I Don't Think A Void Sounds That Bad"

    It's episode 248 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that living forever is overrated. Johnny needs backup that minivans have gotten a bad rap. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • "My Favorite Part of The Mandalorian is his Jetpack"

    It's episode 247 of The Cavalry! First Andrew needs backup that all movies in theaters should have an intermission. Then he pivots at the end to Reddit is the only fun social media site left. Johnny needs backup that Chicago drivers are the worst drivers. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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    1 hr 6 min
  • "Babies and Scientists"

    It's episode 246 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that thermometers should just be for babies and scientists. Andrew needs backup that vending machines should be just for soda and candy. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

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    48 min
  • "The Rooftop Solar Installer Comedian"

    It's episode 245 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one needs a private Instagram page. Johnny needs backup that having your birthday around Christmas isn't actually bad. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! 

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    51 min
  • "Unless They're For Sandwiches"

    It's episode 244 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that hotel points should work the same as airline miles where only the person staying there can get the credit. Johnny needs backup that when athletes give away autographed jerseys after games they should use a T-shirt cannon to get them up to the cheap seats instead of giving them to rich kids. Enjoy! 

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    43 min
  • "I've Never Heard Of Anyone Wiping Like That"

    It's episode 243 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that couches should come put together. Andrew needs backup that all preschools need bidets. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

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    1 hr
  • "So One Night..."

    It's episode 242 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be able to declare gambling losses on your taxes (turns out it might be that you already can). Andrew needs backup that that "treating the symptom, not the disease" is actually just fine. 

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    39 min
  • "A Cloud Of Smoke In The Shape Of My Body"

    It's episode 241 of The Cavalry! Due to scheduling problems the great Jason Russell pinch-hits for Andrew. Jason needs backup that he likes women who are hairy and have scars. Enjoy! 

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    40 min
  • Awkward.. Depressed… Bitter… A Lot Of Complaining

    It's episode 240 of The Cavalry! An update to Johnny's new dog! Then Johnny needs backup that companies have gone too far in warning us about ingesting plastic. Andrew needs backup that if you subscribe to a cable or streaming service it should work anywhere you can get online, not just in your hometown. Enjoy!

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    1 hr 1 min

About The Cavalry

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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.