A quick segment from our monthly bonus episode we do over on our Patreon. Get access to the full episode by becoming a Patron! We each came up with a few Would You Rather's, this clip is on of Johnny's which was, "Would you rather have a micro penis, but everyone (other than your wife) thinks you have a great penis, OR have a great penis but everyone thinks your penis was burned off in a fire. Enjoy! 

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 Happy 4th of July! In this patriotic episode 61 of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on hating social media prompts and the indignity of being put on hold again after using the call-back option instead of waiting on hold. Also we play another ad from our sponsor! 

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Johnny and Andrew welcome Andrew's old friend and angry cyclist Mike Cummings to the show! Mike needs backup on having indisputable proof that Seinfeld is better than friends and weekend warrior bicyclists not showing him enough respect. Also Johnny needs backup on being forced to make a dinner that he thinks is disgusting and won't eat. 

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It's our second cross-over episode with the Jillin Off podcast! Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are hilarious comedians who have their own podcast Jillin Off which you should subscribe to right now! In this episode backup was needed on do you tell someone they're smelly and if you order an appetizer do you have to at least offer some to the rest of the table.  Plus more inept baseball talk from Johnny! Enjoy!

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The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious Ahmed Bharoocha to the show! Ahmed needs backup on not appreciating breakfast culture and using hiking poles to do moderate to easy hikes. Johnny needs backup on another aggressive Instagram ad, this time for bidets. Andrew needs backup on not asking people what shows are about. 

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In episode 57 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on people who misdirect their anger at him and wants to cancel hugs. 

Andrew needs backup on not feeling sorry for guys who get their proposals rejected and his wife Heidi not being curious on why her Apple ID name for the last few years has been Carla Ablaza. 

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Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Ryan Niemiller to the show! Ryan was a finalist on America's Got Talent and loves video games! Ryan needs backup on things not actually being better back in your day, Andrew needs backup on wanting to continue to wear the mask because he bought too many masks and wants to get his money's worth and Johnny needs backup on products being too aggressively marketed to men. 

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On episode 55 of The Cavalry we welcome the incredible and multi-talented comedian Kristin Key to the show! Kristin needs backup on being excited to go back on cruise ships after Covid, Johnny needs backup on Apple updates being scams to ruin your devices and Andrew needs backup on it not being a compliment when someone describes tells you how lucky you are to be with your partner. 

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In another guest-less masterpiece, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not being able to tell the difference between remastered albums and the originals, primary care doctors being the morons of the medical world, restaurants should seat you even if your full party hasn't arrived yet, failing to stick to your guns on a customer service call and drunk sleep being the worst sleep. 

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In this ball heavy episode of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on confident people needing to take it down a notch, the new kind of underwear that's targeted Johnny on Instagram looking uncomfortable, people correcting you on how you'd use a time machine being annoying and Katy Perry's lyric about ballons meaning boobs not balls. Truly, this might be our masterpiece. 

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