The Cavalry

The Cavalry

By Andrew Sleighter and Johnny BeehnerComedyStand-UpComedy Interviews
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The Cavalry episodes

  • "Freezing Isn't That Like An Opinion Question?"

    It's episode 139 of The Cavalry and Johnny learns at what temperature water freezes. Then Johnny needs backup on not putting raisins or other undesirable things in cookies. Andrew needs backup on always buying the fruit that's already bagged up. Enjoy! Also subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our bonus episode with Mike Cummings where he tells us his best quitting stories.

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    58 min
  • "Say You're Sorry!"

    It's episode 138 of The Cavalry and we did it live! Andrew needs backup on the signs businesses have saying "no cash on the premises" being dumb and Johnny needs backup on LayZBoy's not being that comfortable. Enjoy! 

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    57 min
  • "I'm Not A Big Machines Guy"

    It's episode 137 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on using bitter referees who never made it as the rules specialists on NFL broadcasts. Johnny needs backup on if something is expensive enough it should never require maintenance or upkeep from the owner. Our live recording on Instagram will be Tuesday, Dec 20 at 10 EST, 7PST. Listen live and suggest topics! 

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    Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    56 min
  • "You Gotta Try Zappy's"

    It's episode 136 of The Cavalry and Johnny admits to paying for the AI self portraits everyone's been doing. Johnny needs backup on never utilizing the anti-tipping devices that come with Ikea furniture. Andrew needs backup on never telling people how long their vacation has to be depending on the destination. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy! 

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    Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    59 min
  • "Would You Like This Dirty Rag?"

    On episode 135 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on basketball games telling you when you can leave early and Andrew needs backup on all the commercial Santas this year being too hot. Enjoy! 


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    Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    57 min
  • "Mysteriously Cheaper"

    In episode 134 of The Cavalry, Johnny needs backup on slime, paint and sandboxes being the worst toys for kids. Andrew needs backup on everyone being a geography expert when you tell them your layover. Enjoy! 

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    Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    47 min
  • "That's Not Good For McDonalds"

    It's episode 133 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that it's too easy to mistakenly take a screenshot on your iPhone. Andrew needs backup that people are underestimating Trump yet again. Enjoy! 

    Support the show

    Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    45 min
  • "Who Eats Cake On Christmas?"

    Johnny and Andrew debate the pros and cons of being a billionaire. Then Johnny needs backup on the fly being too short on his pants and taking multiple pieces of cake. Andrew needs backup on the people who have to see every National Park before they die being too dramatic. Enjoy!

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    Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    46 min
  • "That's A Spicy Impossible Ball"

    Johnny needs backup on not listening to the over-confident “you can bring weed on the plane” guy. Andrew needs backup on the perceptions of Portland being a scary hell-scape, but also filled with liberal wusses, not making sense. Post-show banter over on the Patreon! 

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    46 min
  • "Isn't Room Service Just Food Though?"

    It's episode 130 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being impressed by server's who don't write down your order. Andrew needs backup on not judging loud farters at airport urinals. Enjoy! 

    Support the show

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    57 min

About The Cavalry

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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.