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The Cavalry episodes
- Kortney Shane Williams - "We're Not On The Traveling Violin Team"
Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Kortney Shane Williams! They discus live shows versus digital ones and then need backup on a theory for Urban Meyer's next job, leaf blowers being good actually, not cleaning items you've sold on Facebook marketplace and raising children.
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1 hr 1 min - "We're Not In Europe, We're In Here"
Andrew gives a quick update on how the perinium massages are going, then Johnny and Andrew need backup on books being terrible gifts, the lameness of certified backyard habitats, circumcision being perfectly fine and social media influencers not trying hard enough.
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46 min - "Warm Mr. Pibb"
Andrew and Johnny give listeners backup on park workouts and Dirty Santa parties... then seek help for themselves on spouses ogling movie stars, expensive doughnuts, guinea pig maintenance responsibilities and perineum massage being a misnomer.
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54 min - Pat McGann - "The Trampoline Capital Of The World... Omaha, Nebraska"
Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Pat McGann to the show! Backup is needed on trampolines being better than pools, continuing to use a Yahoo email address, rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and news anchors needing to be more serious on election night.
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1 hr 5 min - Heidi Hayward and Erin Beehner - "You're Gonna Be Just As Sad Either Way"
Heidi Hayward returns and Erin Beehner makes her debut to join Johnny and Andrew on the Cavalry! Backup is needed on hair length, blaming people for getting Covid, not wanting your dog to get replaced by your baby and wanting spontinaity in the bedroom.
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59 min - "The Body Knows When It's Time To Close"
Johnny and Andrew need backup on being specific when you tell people to go vote, bringing up politics in mixed company, NextDoor needing an editor and toilet seat etiquette.
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57 min - "Come Shoot Free Throws With Mike Hawk"
Johnny and Andrew discuss highschool pranks before requesting backup on lines being terrible, neighbors picking up leaves on your side of the fence, ambiguous water deaths in the movies and halloween candy rankings.
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51 min - Heidi Hayward - "All The Books Say There's No Penis Long Enough"
It's a very special episode as Johnny and Andrew are joined by Andrew's wife, the hilarious Heidi Hayward. Heidi needs backup on celebrities not recognizing the efforts of their nannies and being pregnant while separating your identity from the baby's. Johnny and Andrew need backup on the concept of the podcast itself! Plus a dramatic scene where Johnny's kids have clogged the toilet.
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50 min - "Governor Polio Says Condoms Are A Hoax"
Johnny and Andrew need backup on who to blame for the pandemic, podcasts not needing so many producers, when to return something you've accidentally stolen, and pediatrician's for all.
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55 min - "How Many Countries Are There?"
In this episode Johnny and Andrew finally answer the question, how many countries are there? They also need backup on napping at work, an end to recommendations, not needing Apple Music and not placing paper napkins in your lap.
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About The Cavalry
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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.