The Cavalry

The Cavalry

By Andrew Sleighter and Johnny BeehnerComedyStand-UpComedy Interviews
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The Cavalry episodes

  • "Here's Your Silverware Back"

    Johnny needs backup that limited series television should just be movies. Andrew needs backup that 20 percent is the standard tip in perpetuity. 

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    1 hr 1 min
  • "Whatever I Ate Gets A Bad Wrap"

    Andrew needs backup that we don't need our kids flying to play youth sports. Johnny needs backup that there should be frequent flier miles for driving. Enjoy!

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    53 min
  • "Just Stick A Penny In There"

    Andrew needs backup that mechanics have a shady reputation because they're trying to hard to prove they're not shady. Johnny needs backup that he's not gonna borrow a snow blower from his neighbors. Enjoy! 

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    50 min
  • "I Didn't Know You Were Leashed"

    Andrew needs backup that it's dumb to check the weather back home when you're on vacation. Johnny needs backup that it's obvious Christmas is the best holiday. 

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    1 hr 1 min
  • "The Back Bottom Part"

    We ask if Johnny will ever be able to cancel his Shinesty subscription... Then Johnny needs backup that it's not a symptom of having many siblings growing up, he just enjoys eating fast. Andrew needs backup that restaurants with a view are always worse than restaurants without a view. Enjoy!

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    47 min
  • "OK I'm Ready To Go Where Are My Beers I'm Taking?"

    Johnny needs backup that you should be able to take home beverages you bring to a party that don't get consumed. Andrew needs backup that everyone should vote on what the state of the union actually is before the President gives the State of the Union address, and then the President should have to respond to that vote. 

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    40 min
  • "Doggie's At Target"

    Andrew needs backup that your Dominos account doesn't need more security than pharmacies. Johnny needs backup that it shouldn't be legal to buy old cop cars and drive them around. 

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    48 min
  • "They Just Kept Popping Up!"

    Johnny needs backup that people who claim they aren't spoiling a show or movie, but just want to tell you their opinion about it, are still spoiling the show or movie. Andrew needs backup that picky eaters after the age of four can no longer eliminate menu items that they used to like. Enjoy! 

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    46 min
  • "You're Dying At The Same Part Every Time"

    Johnny needs backup that social media sites should let you pay to reset your algorithm. Andrew needs backup that you don't need to put the disclaimers that the world is awful before your promotional posts. Enjoy!

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    52 min
  • Episode 300!

    It's the 300th episode of The Cavalry! So many great memories to share. But who has time because we need backup! Andrew needs backup that a TV show can't have more seasons than years it's been on the air. Johnny needs backup that turtlenecks suck. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 300 episodes and never missing one. 

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    57 min

About The Cavalry

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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.