The Certified Average Podcast

The Certified Average Podcast

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  • (EP11) Jake Gyllenhaal

    In this episode we discuss Jake Gyllenhaal. We talk about some other stuff, but that's not as important. COME ON THE PODCAST JAKE!

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    51 min
  • (EP10) Disney Deathmatch

    In this episode we discuss Flat Earth, Glow in the Dark Ballsacks, Disney Deathmatch Video Game and Evan finds out Reindeer are real lol

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    52 min
  • (EP09) Secret NASA Massage Parlor

    In this episode we discuss some steamy "Ratatouille" fan fiction, Awkward Disney moments, Hunter dying in his dreams, Massage Parlor hidden in a secret NASA base, AND a plethora of other topics!

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    1 hr 5 min
  • (EP08) British People Can't Snap

    In this episode we discuss how British people can't snap, a "Striking Vipers" (Italian Edition), how Evan & Hunter have absolutely zero cake and we end it off by flaming an old Disney employee...Sorry lol

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    48 min
  • (EP07) Making TikTok's in the Hype House Basement

    In this episode we discuss being trapped in the hype house, poop bubblegum, pizza gate, the song "Black Beatles" being a way out of awkward scenarios, a comic store flirt who's into S&M, PLUS so much more.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • (EP06) The Mask in the Bath

    In this episode we discuss a bunch of stories! Evan cracking his head open, Chase being a terrible babysitter, Mason having secret messages in dreams, and well...Hunter might be a psychopath.

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    49 min
  • (EP05) Proof That Wyoming Doesn't Exist

    In this episode we discuss graduating during the Corona Virus, Chase's inability to spell, Wyoming and why it doesn't exist, and getting naked at the dentist... Enjoy!

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    53 min
  • (EP04) Certified Average Conspiracies

    In this episode we discuss some mindblowing and odd conspiracy theories! Are Abominable Snowmen real? Did Aliens create a highly advanced mechanism that can predict the future? Is the Island of Rapa Iti the Devil's Island? Is the Queen of England a cannibal?

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    57 min
  • (EP03) The Antichrist Loves Sbarro

    In this episode we discuss how the world is ending, toilets fighting back, "Jonah" Krasinski & the Antichrist who loves Sbarro! Yes, it gets weird.

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    53 min
  • (EP02) Forcing Disney Employees to Pee Themselves

    In this episode we discuss using the "force" to make Disneyland employees pee themselves, weird murder dreams & Hunter goes on a food rant! Plus some superhero talk.

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    1 hr 4 min

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Don't expect much. This Podcast has been certified average.