Jake, Sam and Johnny are back in your ear-holes via the virtual studio as they continue their wonderful offseason odyssey through the Dark Times of No Footy. First up it's some banter about Jake's favourite soccer player from childhood, English goalkeeper David Seaman, then it's a whip through a couple of news points on Joel Selwood and Chris Scott. Then it's time for a dive into exactly why the AFL media and general fan group are so obsessed with the average age of Geelong's list, and why their hand-wringing is likely needless and/or simplistic. The Chaps finish the show with a new segment called Cat Stonks, as Cat Stonk analysts Sam and Johnny tell you which Geelong players will see a rise or a fall in their Stonk price in 2022!