The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.12 - Professor Umbridge

In which Harry oughta take up a hobby.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.11 - The Sorting Hat’s New Song

in which Harry would rather be eating, and the hat takes it and turns it.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.10 - Luna Lovegood

In which horses thestral, and Lee Jordan offers a compliment.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

In which prefects are real.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.08 - The Hearing

In which Fudge looks like an eggplant and plays Simon Says.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.07 - The Ministry of Magic

In which HP’s philanthropic efforts are nothing to write home about.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

In which James is a hanger, and olives are gross.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix

In which sticking is a kind of death, and Dumbledore knows about Arthur’s glasses.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

In which SHOUTING is DISCUSSED.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.03 - The Advance Guard

In which Dedalus is sleepy, Emmeline is murdered, and they go on brooms.

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