The boys discuss the spooky, scary plague-victims known as the vampire, or Vamphyr (from a made up language). Johnny's been eating his own clothes, drinking blood that's leaking out of his decayed lips, and baring his fangs again! Chuck a brick in his mouth, stat!

The boys had to call in direct immediately after finishing this ep. This is pretty close to peak Riverdale(!). So naturally, the boys podcast for a frickin' hour.

The boys talk for a solid half an hour about pants and socks. Yeah. We promise it's entertaining.

The boys are coming up to exams and the end of uni, so they're gonna be recording a little sporadically over the next few weeks. To tide you over until the next ep, here's a DJ mix Jacob made and performed to a house party in a shed.

The boys record over the phone because they're too busy to get in the studio but too passionate about Reggie not to record a Riverdaily.

The boys discuss eating their own mouths, punching people with webs, and the upcoming Dolittle movie.

The boys talk about werewolves, sort of. More accurately, Matt talks about Teen Wolf (the TV show, of course), Jacob giggles at it, and then they both talk about the Robots movie.

The Fred tribute episode is actually quite touching, after you get past the fact that Cheryl whiplashes from talking to her propped up dead brother, being annoyed that people are celebrating 4th of July, and then sponsoring the 4th of July parade in the first 15 minutes.

Matt talks about shoes, Jacob talks about stunts. Matt talks about Spider-Man, Jacob talks about cosplay. Par for the course really.

The MILKSHAKE GANG is BACK! But Jacob and Matt shot their load too early and recorded this ep way before the new Riverdale season started. So it's a bunch of predictions for the season, released on the day the season starts, quite late because Jacob forgot. *Jughead Narration*

Just another day, in the den of filth and villainy that is the Chat.