Louis, Tobes and Tom discuss the spiralling circle of a dumpster fire that is currently Chelsea Football Club.

Everton 2-0 Chelsea. Two trips up north. Two awful performances. Three blokes who are slowly giving up. 

Listen to Tom and Louis discuss the upcoming fixture against Everton. It can't get worse, can it?

"Palmer's goal was like a plaster to the gaping hole to the head..." - Tom Masters, 2023

Couldn't put it better. Tobes is voice is still gone, so just Louis and Tom this episode. Let's rip this off like Tom sorts his bikini line...

Jesus. This was awful. We thought Newcastle was bad, but this was sickening. Here’s the boys instant reactions…

PL Spoilers is back for a double gameweek! A lot can change in that time, and Tobes needs it to...

Chelsea head up to Manchester midweek, and Tobes is hitting to road to get there. But before that, Tom and Tobes settle in with Producer Jordan to talk about the big fixture this week...

A win is a win, 3 points in the bag but how long can it last? The boys discuss VAR, Chelsea's Argentine Star-Boy and the direction of CFC. 

Putting those pesky birds in their place in West London. Levi, Enzo, 3 Points.

Desmonds, safety predictions and the birth of El Crapico/El Shitico.

Oh yes. Spoilers is so so back.