Czar chops it up with topo chico sipping nonsense about an alternative reality where Elon ends up never buying twitter. Hey, does it feel like this episode is all gonna be over the map? You're right. It is. Thanks for voting. 

-Vegans eat vegetables. Vegetables are living. Vegans are marginalizing vegetables based on sentience. Vegans - you're canceled. 

-The movie Whiplash and daddy issues. 

-Speaking of daddy issues... how 'bout Joe Biden? 

-"And it's always a Hyundai - isn't it?"; making good decisions, good Korea. 

-Another competent lady, again. This time with a... keen shade of diplomacy. 

-"Talking to just men out here because, women don't vote" ---- *he's really all over the place*

-But, Yoga

-It's the economy, stupid. 

-A man crush on Miles Teller? Happy Pride month, folks. 

-In China, China's Russia is America.

-Shake bad thoughts from my head like I'm erasing an etch a sketch

-Tom Cruise!

Czar riffs with you about all the non-athletes gracing the cover of 2022's SIWE, getting our priorities right, and what he found when he looked in to San Diego's history before it was "San Diego". 

Czar rolls on the social climate abortion war getting reeeeeal quiet on Mother's Day, common paradoxes, and how long does an email sign-off need to be to show you're a decent human being. 

Czar riffs on the brilliance of putting a dispensary right next to a dank Mexican food spot (classic San Diego), the small chapter of his life he title's Grandma's Boy, and what's up with Cinco De Mayo.

Czar riffs on the whole lot that's going on in the world on this day (Depp-Heard Trial, Ukraine, Abortion rights) and enlightens his fans about 1) Why he's cool with a girl who has an Onlyfans and 2) Why Manny Machado and the San Diego Padres are a match meant to be. 

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Czar chills with you as he talks benders, the overlap between Moana and Colonizers, and a better way for voters to experience elections.

Czar riffs about some inspiration he caught over his birthday weekend, including having Most Valuable Bro's, a horse worth betting on, and the difference between making fun and making love. Fire in his inbox @christopherczar. 

Czar chills out with you on some fun cannabis related stories, 30 around the corner, getting hired by UCSD, and what my mom, dad, and brother's roasted me with last week. 

Czar has some fun with how you can celebrate Coachella from home, modern responses to the next military draft, and how modern christian traditions are like classic pagan traditions, only without the orgies (and maybe those should make a comeback?) Bring the smoke, questions, and stories to me on insta @christopherczar. 

Czar got a cold but he still brought some czaus. Join the being made for post-vax immunity, questions about Easter, his own ego and other sacred topics. Bring the smoke, stories, and questions to @christopherczar on Instagram.