Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has once again been the scourge of the natural world, Jon has a new catchphrase he's shouting at passers by, and there's a game that Chris describes as possibly the "second worst thing he's ever heard on the radio". Can you play along at home? No. But is it entertaining? Also no.

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris describes the most incredible life-hack anyone has ever heard, Jon explains how his toddler son has developed a new mortal fear, there's a quiz that's deeply inappropriate for September, and Chris and Jon tentatively launch a new feature which will dramatically improve your knowledge of the history of why they name storms. You're welcome.

This week on the show Chris talked all about his week navigating a couple of McCausland family landmines. First he was hosting his parents who had come down from Liverpool, and as it's his daughter's birthday he's had to immerse himself in the world of anime and quickly realised he is out of his depth. PLUS with GCSE results coming out this week, Chris will be putting Jon's GCSE Maths to the test - how much does he remember from back in the day?

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris got locked out of his house while his dog was left inside. Jon is shocked by Chris's hot musical take. And the guys discuss some genuine flavours of ice cream that will make your stomach turn.

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Jon has been to Margate with his toddler son, and that went about as well as you might expect. Plus, Chris has bought bedding and a spatula, he has a quiz for Jon all about Guinness, and there's a podcast-compliant version of a game that sees Chris and Jon do Chas and Dave impressions. Its all funnier than this sounds, we promise.

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has spent a LOT of time on his new couch, but that hasn't stopped him being the scourge of the insect world, coming across the funniest story about a wrong parcel that you've ever heard, and asking Jon to research what it takes to put a dog on a surfboard. Plus - the mystery is revealed! What on earth was Jon's son singing last week?

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris has tales of going carpet shopping, he's made to test out one of Jon's wife's electronic gadgets, he struggles to identify the songs Jon's son is singing - and if all that isn't bad enough, he's forced to buy Everton merchandise and deal with the consequences. Bless him.

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! This week, Chris discovers that Jon has secret powers and might not be as old as he's claiming to be. Plus, there's a very special announcement with some very special guests, another not-at-all-boring game, and in the interests of science Chris and Jon try salty coffee so you don't have to.

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! Its been a difficult week for Chris; not only were England knocked out of the World Cup, but he also bit his tongue and had enormous difficulty emptying a paddling pool. Plus, Chris has the world's most interesting quiz on traffic cones and another member of Jon's family manages to wangle their way onto the show.

Its the Chris McCausland Show on Absolute Radio! Chris and co-host Jon Long are back for episode two, and its been a busy week. Chris has been celebrating Christmas in the middle of a heatwave, Jon has discovered that his little boy has no respect for him whatsoever, and they've been delving through the contents of an American time capsule. Come on, New Mexico, you can do better than that.