Clint believes he should be a dating coach and explains why. Chris recounts a story from Michigan about a man who sued his parents for destroying his pornography. Thank you for joining us on Freaky Friday.

People send Christmas cards. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Christmas Eve talent shows, shrimp, confessionals, and singles.

There is something called “iron crotch kung fu.” Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss haircuts, barbershops, 88-pound logs, frozen Go-Gurt, and Tom Cruise.

Everyone agrees that texting during a real-life conversation is rude, yet nearly everybody texts during real-life conversations. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Kevin Costner, Yellowstone, FIFA 2021, Gamestop, and outgoing personalities.

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Chris and Clint discuss a new world record that involves Honey Buckets and Christmas lights, then examine the most generic country love song ever written.

Personality tests have never been more popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss jalapeno burgers, Oreo shakes, Slimfast, job interviews, businessisms, and 64 ounce sodas.

Break dancing will become an Olympic sport in 2024. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Macklemore, world records, angels, Tiny Tim, 8 Mile, and the gem state.

Elf on the shelf is creepy as hell. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss manatees, Huffy bicycles, dogs, airing of grievances, and Rosie the elf.

EDM was popular and now not so much (PART 2). Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Idaho, Spain, disgusting country lyrics, DJs, STEM, and glasses.

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Chris and Clint discuss a dog/owner reunion in Alabama before dissecting the lyrics of noted country comedian Brad Paisley.