Does EDM stand for Erectile Dysfunction Management? Chris and Clint also discuss rich cows, Connecticut, firefighters, the Baltimore Orioles, and Santaquin, UT.

There are unlimited celebrity gossip websites. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss racoons, burglary, Lisztomania, Ben Affleck, and hot cocoa.

Taco Bell is a staple of American life. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss leopards, Shopko parking lots, Baja Blast cocktails, and Gidget.

Saying you want to eat a baby is supposedly a good thing. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss robot wolves, what's under the hood, Halloween, baby holding techniques, and squashing dreams.

Welcome to Country Music Monday. Today's song is an all-time classic about pulling your pants up and semi-exposing yourself. Chris and Clint also discuss a news story about fermented pears, squirrels, and how to properly feed animals.

Sound baths are increasing in popularity. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Doctor Mike, MyFitnessPal, logging, shed hunting, sound baths, and @grandpa69.

Cow cuddling is a new wellness trend. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss late night jokesters, dog mayors, birthday spanking, cow massages, and connecting with nature.

Chris and Clint discuss the long, winding story of Paintmaster Tony vs Sherwin-Williams. They then celebrate Country Music Monday with an Alan Jackson song about being sexually attracted to a truck.

Ugly sweater parties are popular. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Mel Magazine, Instagram, gonzo journalism, sweater versatility, and grinch belly.

Traditional birthday celebrations are bad. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Liberty University threesome scandal, erotic desserts, birthday spanking, organic celebrations, and candles.