High schools are creating TikTok clubs and everyone is addicted. Two funeral directors are put on blast for questionable practices in Arizona because people care more for dead bodies than live ones. A yuck-yuck thinks single people are a serious danger to America, which leads to a Hero or Not Hero segment about married people.

A discussion of British bankers who bake quickly goes off the rails. Clint and Chris rank which countries are the best at banking, baking, and lovemaking. Clint claims there are five moves that most people use for a quality bedroom session. Chris reveals he only has one. A sound is made that you cannot unhear. An attempt at a serious discussion (the Inland Port protests) is quickly shot down, a basement fills with blood, and a logo is change. And for Hero or Not Hero: the consulting industry.

It's a first in the history of this illustrious podcast, three guests in one show. Brooke Betts comes on to discuss her husband's fashion and whether or not she daily contemplates divorce. Beehive editor, Rachel Swan, joins us for the news of the day: a dog gets blamed for a meth transport gone wrong. Beehive writer, Eli, talks about his recent piece on Lagoon and if Russia has infiltrated the US through a work exchange program there. Hero or Not Hero: the 12-year-old employees of Lagoon.

Parents have anxiety because they can't stop checking their kids' grades in real-time. Clint reveals his method for ranking his children. People also have anxiety because the Internet is not a private place. Chris reveals some alarming browser history. Meg joins the show to discuss her recent piece on Provo's Most Eligible and what percentage of female BYU students have laid awake at nights rubbing their belly and pretending they are pregnant. And for Hero or Not Hero: Provo's Most Eligible.

In episode 59 Eli, Meg, and special guest Alison Boerens talk Dick and all things Kirsten Dunst.

The Wall Street Journal wrote an extensive profile on grazing tables, catered events where people graze. One woman doesn't want to touch meat. Another gives her food to a deer. Everyone learns that flies like food too. Locally, a woman stares down an angry old man with a gun. HERO. A college student goes to a football game, knits and says, "At this point in my life, I know what I like and I know how I prefer to spend my time." HERO, for Hero or Not Hero: a man emulates John Wick fail. Not Hero.

Today's podcast is an emotional rollercoaster. We begin with a NYT article about puppy packs, groups of people who dress up like dogs and roleplay. It is well worth your time. A study on red meat is discussed and confirms everything we already know about studies and experts. Things take a sharp turn via a Deseret News opinion column from Sam Lyman, a former Hatch speechwriter. Politicians are discussed at great length, much to the chagrin of all parties. And for Hero or Not Hero: puppy packs.

Artificial intelligence is combing through social media for new flavors of food. Unicorn pudding makes an appearance, as does...sex strike? The abstinence habits of both Chris and Clint are discussed. A man hides in a ceiling. Another man is mad about billboards. A woman offers advice on whether or not a vegetarian should cook a Thanksgiving turkey. And for Hero or Not Hero: daters willing to go outside their political viewpoints.

A boy blows into a straw to help people sleep. His YouTube channel is blowing up and the NYT did an extensive profile on this "online sandman." He pretends to put on your makeup. He gives a haircut to a wig. The world of ASMR is a strange, strange place. A woman crashes a Chanel fashion show in Paris. A different woman visits her childhood home and writes a bizarre piece about homeowners. And for Hero or Not Hero: people who fall asleep to boys blowing into straws.

John Huntsman is pondering a run at governor. Why? Seriously, we don't understand why anyone wants to be governor. The psychology of re-watching television shows is discussed and Chris takes umbrage. People can't make choices because there are too many choices? A scammer is scammed and his brother offers a choice quote. A divorced guy writes a yuck-yuck in the NYT throwing his ex under the bus and trying to get custody of his dog. For Hero or Not Hero: Governor Gary Herbert.