Secretly, everyone wishes they slept alone. A New York Times article contemplates the process of sleep divorce, aka separate bedding arrangements for committed couples. Chris and Clint give a resounding stamp of approval and as always, take things one step too far.

In today's episode Clint and Chris discuss a news story that says old people are negatively portrayed in the media, the oddities of Trek, and Facebook's Australian experiment with likes. There is plenty of unhappiness to go around including NBA players unhappiness with their true height being revealed and how they're viewed by the public. In today's Hero or not Hero: An Orem man gets arrested after telling a social worker about his hit list. Is the social worker a hero or no?

An all tech episode leads Chris and Clint down a strange path. They apply for jobs at McDonald's using Amazon promise rings. Chris reveals his betrothal to an unmet person. Clint reveals he has a chest pouch filled with essential oils. Match.com gets slammed for scamming users and they want the public to know it was for money, not love. Instagram influencers are revealed to be super rich teens. And for Hero or Not Hero, Chris tells a story.

The Provo City Council is meeting to gather data on signs. Clint uses this as a platform to talk about ice cream and cigarettes. He reveals why he has the nickname Two Puff. A city councilman misunderstands what a strobe light is. An apology-not-apology is given by Mr. Fire Extinguisher. The Park City Smith's needs to build a fence to keep out crazed kids searching for alcohol. A Milwaukee couple is hacked and Google is not sympathetic. Today's hero or not hero: a double agent.

The Deseret News Editorial Board believes society's trust in institutions is eroding and religious nones are to blame. The American public trusts in school principals for unknown reasons, according to research by 13-year-olds. Walgreens is implementing a pilot program where winch drones deliver gummy bears to potheads. Odell Beckham Jr. wears a watch during an NFL game to remind fans that athletes aren't just sweaty gladiators. Hero or Not Hero: A dump truck driver who wants people to find love.

A new law has been passed allowing women to go topless in Utah. A man named George offers his thoughts and is mad because he can't urinate behind a dumpster. Somehow these things are related? A man steals a car and sets himself on fire because karma is a bitch. A woman is watched by another woman while she sleeps. Chuck O'Rama patrons are pepper sprayed and nobody gets to finish their mac-and-cheese.

Chris and Clint talk about a NYT article on facts. Who makes them and why do we believe them? A discussion on authors and the publishing industry ensues. Chris makes a passionate plea for reading fiction. Utah's prison relocation efforts are being marketed as a generational opportunity. The Area 51 takeover has come and gone, with a bunch of people hanging out in a field. Today's hero or not hero: a man blows out another man's cigarette with a fire extinguisher.

On today's episode, the NCAA and California are warring over college athlete payments. Tim Tebow weighs in. Clint weighs in on Tim Tebow. A discussion of virginity and circumcision ensues. The Orem mayor pens an apology letter and Clint offers to pen anyone a personalized apology. Patrick Byrne, the former CEO of Overstock, resigns so he can blog. Finally, a hero or not hero who picks up an injured bobcat and drives it around with her 3-year-old son.

It's opinion Thursday and that means one thing: Chris and Clint literally read opinion articles on air. It's horrific. A 40% marriage discount is offered to readers. Opinions are offered on scooters, then flag football parents. Corporate media is spying on you and nobody is surprised. Jaguars starting QB Gardner Minshew is offered $1M to teach a naked stretching course and endorse penis puppets. Today's hero or not hero: WeWork CEO Adam Neumann.

The Beehive Daily is a daily podcast hosted by Clint Betts and Chris Rawle. It’s about the news, but also it’s not about the news at all. Listen on your ride home from work if you want to stay misinformed.

On today's podcast, scammers reign. One lady buys $18,000 in gift cards for a Tinder date. Another attempts to pay social security with gift cards. A warning is given: trust no one, not even yourself. Clint wants everyone to stay indoors and eat their storage.