The Chris Rawle Show

In episode 56 of Hive Mind Eli and Meg list their 5 favorite Disney animated musicals.

On today's podcast, Utah is overflowing with people. Some think the Mighty Five is to blame. Others blame snow. Others still blame the tourism industry. Where the hell are all these people coming from? A tomato analogy is used. KFC's marketing campaigns are praised including an edible nail polish, a chicken box drone, a Colonel Sanders romance novel, and a Colonel Sanders dating app. A young fan sells lemonade to try and fire a college football coach. Last but not least: a hero or not hero named Norm.

On the inaugural episode, families are crumbling. Obesity is rising. Golden toilets are being stolen. Are these things correlated? Who are the heroes and not heroes? Should we be concerned about teen sex or just teens? Why are we expressing our deepest fears to 18-year-old employees of Western Watts?

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In episode 96, Chris and Meg rekindle an old discussion about penguins. An intoxicated woman calls 911 to report she is following a drunk driver but it ends up being herself. The topic of bad eyebrows is broached. Another woman visits the Philippines and tries to smuggle a baby through the airport. It does not go well. In her defense, she wanted to give it a name and a blessing? Chris and Meg move onto bigger and better things: sex ed. They offer their expertise for anyone who needs it.

In Episode 55 Eli and Meg discuss the 1996 classic Matilda. Hot take: Miss Honey is bad?

In episode 54, Eli, Meg, and special guest Cat talk Steel Magnolias and the performances that make it a film that stands the test of time.

Chris and Meg continue pushing the limits of tampon talk. How much is too much? A woman named Linda threatens a dentist office. Chris gives a lengthy diatribe on sewage, biosolids, and sludge churning – Meg gags and offers her own tale of terrible odors. A woman not named Linda pretends to be her daughter while being busted for drug possession. Lagoon spills a chemical and kills a bunch of fish. WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT FISH? In a shocking twist, the episode closes with even more tampon talk.

In episode 94, Chris and Meg discuss the defining topic of our time: tree sex. A respected historian says, “There's a lot of sex going on in plants that people don't know about." Who's having it? Who isn't? Is it appropriate to watch a YouTube video titled The Sex Lives Of Christmas Trees? When did plants get so raunchy?

In Episode 53 Eli and Meg discuss what they've been watching from The Characters, to Bachelor in Paradise.

In episode 93, Chris and Meg discuss a story that has everything: a man thong, a taser, a sign, and a misspelled police report. They move onto more important matters, like a questionable traveling couple and an even more questionable moon tree. An agreement is reached on the insanity of local news. They finish with a discussion about hybrid cars getting booted out of the carpool lane.