The Christian O’Connell Breakfast Show - Choice Cuts

The final installment of our filthy saga. Gameboys at the ready...

This is a low.

This is the feature that'll get us taken off air. Today, 50 Shades of Grey is improved with various footballers.

50 Shades of Grey, with all the rude words replaced by Underground Stations. It's probably even ruder than the original.

It's back, you filthy rotters. Pop that in your Penge West.

We can't read 50 Shades of Grey on the radio for obvious reasons, but what if we changed some of the more risque words to UK Train Stations?

It's back... and this week, it's a beauty.

Another week, beautifully rounded up in song by Richie Firth. This week, Right Said Fred gets Firthed.

Richie's anthem for the Great Tea Strike is here. Join our fight for better quality teabags! Tea-drinkers of the world, unite!

The entire week, summed up by our resident music man.